do you get life mogged by american dog?

[mirrormogger]

Gets free food, doesn’t work, always comes across as nt or unique/quirky if retarded. Taken to restaurants, cared for by stacy, lives in luxury mansion, rewarded and praised for completing basic tasks, spent thousands on for surgery/meds if sick, comforted and stroked caringly, dies of old age with stacy crying by its side.

 

[Fish]

I bet I sleep outside more than the average American dog

 

[mirrormogger]

I bet I sleep outside more than the average American dog

they don’t sleep outside, it’s abuse

 

[TUSSELEIF]

+ she makes you eat Stacy’s ass and puss while she’s home alone

 

[mirrormogger]

+ she makes you eat Stacy’s ass and puss while she’s home alone

tastes like shit though