Do you guys wanne rate 3 guys from my school

[2021]

?

 

[shia.jihadist]

no, thanks though, brah!

 

[Gengar]

no, thanks though, brah!

Bhenchod kutta. OP is a cool guy.

 

[shia.jihadist]

Bhenchod kutta. OP is a cool guy.

 

[Gengar]

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Joever for me.

 

[shia.jihadist]

Joever for me.

do you pray 5 times a day?

 

[Gengar]

do you pray 5 times a day?

Joever for me.

 

[shia.jihadist]

Joever for me.

you know not praying makes you a kafir according to sunnis

 

[Gengar]

you know not praying makes you a kafir according to sunnis

Hence why I say:

Joever for me.

 

[shia.jihadist]

Hence why I say:

brah its not even that hard
max 15 mins out of your day you can rot for the rest

 

[Gengar]

brah its not even that hard
max 15 mins out of your day you can rot for the rest

Having to do ghusl is the hardest part. I’m a serial coomer.

 

[shia.jihadist]

Having to do ghusl is the hardest part. I’m a serial coomer.

routine

> pray fajr at 4 am or wtv
> pray dhuhr and asr together
> coom for the whole day until 9 pm or so
> do ghusl
> pray maghrib and isha

and before you say muh cant combine prayers

sahih muslim

better get it together or no hoors in jannah for you boyo

 

[Gengar]

routine

> pray fajr at 4 am or wtv
> pray dhuhr and asr together
> coom for the whole day until 9 pm or so
> do ghusl
> pray maghrib and isha

and before you say muh cant combine prayers

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sahih muslim

better get it together or no hoors in jannah for you boyo

Too much trouble, I can’t do ghusl daily. Not enough towels.

I don’t believe in 72 virgins meme.

I’m going to jahannam.

 

[shia.jihadist]

Too much trouble, I can’t do ghusl daily. Not enough towels.

I don’t believe in 72 virgins meme.

I’m going to jahannam.

> willing to be burned alive for eternity because he doesn't want to shower

classic incel

also hoors are mentioned in the Quran JFL
72 virgins is not authentic though

 

[Gengar]

> willing to be burned alive for eternity because he doesn't want to shower

classic incel

also hoors are mentioned in the Quran JFL
72 virgins is not authentic though

Yes, but horny imams say hoors are like women who exist to service you, even for your sexual needs. No such context is given in the Qur’an.

 

[shia.jihadist]

Yes, but horny imams say hoors are like women who exist to service you, even for your sexual needs. No such context is given in the Qur’an.

“And (there will be) Hoor (fair females) with wide lovely eyes (as wives for Al-Muttaqoon – the pious)."

why would the Quran mention their beauty if it wasn't for romantic / sexual needs as well

 

[Gengar]

“And (there will be) Hoor (fair females) with wide lovely eyes (as wives for Al-Muttaqoon – the pious)."

why would the Quran mention their beauty if it wasn't for romantic / sexual needs as well

What a dogshit argument. Your perv goggles just want to make you see things that aren’t there. You’re no better than the horny imams.

 

[Deleted member 31072]

no, thanks though, brah!

 

[shia.jihadist]

What a dogshit argument. Your perv goggles just want to make you see things that aren’t there. You’re no better than the horny imams.

idgaf if there are hoors or not nigga we have human women anyway

but hoors are a well established concept

Description of al-hoor al-‘iyn in the Quran and Sunnah - Islam Question & Answer

islamqa.info

 

[Gengar]

idgaf if there are hoors or not nigga we have human women anyway

but hoors are a well established concept
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Description of al-hoor al-‘iyn in the Quran and Sunnah - Islam Question & Answer

islamqa.info

I’m only saying they’re not the sex-slaves that perverts make them out to be.

 

[shia.jihadist]

I’m only saying they’re not the sex-slaves that perverts make them out to be.

bro let it slide molvis can be incels too

anyway, you should still pray so you don't have to burn in everlasting fire instead of being near beautiful women who may or may not satisfy your sexual needs

 

[Gengar]

bro let it slide molvis can be incels too

anyway, you should still pray so you don't have to burn in everlasting fire instead of being near beautiful women who may or may not satisfy your sexual needs

I just don’t have the drive. I don’t know when it will come back, if ever.