“Do you have a girlfriend?”

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I got that question today in chemistry from this girl in my class. She always says hi to me and stuff and tries to talk to me, but I get the feeling she is just treating my like a pet of sorts. I was honest and said I never have had a girlfriend. Did I fuck up? Imo since I’m ugly it doesn’t really change anything, they already made their mind up about me from my looks.
 
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fuck you fakecel
 
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When will niggas realize that life begins at LYING

You could have said no but you ousted yourself as an abused dog

“no mommy i never had a gf :feelsbadman:

:lul::lul::lul:
 
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@itzyaboyJJ @eternalcoper @rrm_ss2
 
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When will niggas realize that life begins at LYING

You could have said no but you ousted yourself as an abused dog

“no mommy i never had a gf :feelsbadman:

:lul::lul::lul:
What is the point? I said so in the last sentence, if I were gl she would find it cute and innocent, but since I’m not gl it won’t change anything
 
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I got that question today in chemistry from this girl in my class. She always says hi to me and stuff and tries to talk to me, but I get the feeling she is just treating my like a pet of sorts. I was honest and said I never have had a girlfriend. Did I fuck up? Imo since I’m ugly it doesn’t really change anything, they already made their mind up about me from my looks.
Yea don't admit that tbh

I did so once and my coworker was still into me, and was like confused because I've got a great face

So it wasn't that bad

But not ideal, they'll think you're an incel type character

Bitches do not have sympathy sex :forcedsmile: that's from movies and TV shows
 
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When will niggas realize that life begins at LYING
Took me way too long to realise that. NT's lie as soon as they open their mouth.
 
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What is the point? I said so in the last sentence, if I were gl she would find it cute and innocent, but since I’m not gl it won’t change anything
Dm your pics
 
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What is the point? I said so in the last sentence, if I were gl she would find it cute and innocent, but since I’m not gl it won’t change anything
 
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i personally wouldve lied because it'd be funny
 
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i cant recall any woman asking that ever, not even the ones i kissed or fucked :trepidation:
 
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Bro missed out on salmon flaps by saying TS
 
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I got that question today in chemistry from this girl in my class. She always says hi to me and stuff and tries to talk to me, but I get the feeling she is just treating my like a pet of sorts. I was honest and said I never have had a girlfriend. Did I fuck up? Imo since I’m ugly it doesn’t really change anything, they already made their mind up about me from my looks.
Just say no

Always works for me
 
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@LTNUser jealous
 
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Fucking GrAYcels, even I lied about having an ex to my girlfriend. Confessing you naver had access to intimacy is direct suiside
 
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Tell her you already got a boyfriend
 
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I got that question today in chemistry from this girl in my class. She always says hi to me and stuff and tries to talk to me, but I get the feeling she is just treating my like a pet of sorts. I was honest and said I never have had a girlfriend. Did I fuck up? Imo since I’m ugly it doesn’t really change anything, they already made their mind up about me from my looks.
@eternalcoper is my gf
 
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no one even asks me, not even my parents, they've already given up.
 
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I dont
 
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I got that question today in chemistry from this girl in my class. She always says hi to me and stuff and tries to talk to me, but I get the feeling she is just treating my like a pet of sorts. I was honest and said I never have had a girlfriend. Did I fuck up? Imo since I’m ugly it doesn’t really change anything, they already made their mind up about me from my looks.
Just ignore her at this point. If she treats you like a pet why are you asking if you fucked up? Maybe she just wants you as orbiter and wants to mess with you. Or maybe she just likes you it's not like foids don't fuck average or below guys, what do you think she wants from you?
 
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Just say you’re gay, works better
 
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i'm not even into women.
Classic cope. My subhuman dalit friend also has this exact coping machanism to keep himself from roping his subhuman neck
 
I got that question today in chemistry from this girl in my class. She always says hi to me and stuff and tries to talk to me, but I get the feeling she is just treating my like a pet of sorts. I was honest and said I never have had a girlfriend. Did I fuck up? Imo since I’m ugly it doesn’t really change anything, they already made their mind up about me from my looks.
Bro you need to get off this site 😭
 
When will niggas realize that life begins at LYING

You could have said no but you ousted yourself as an abused dog

“no mommy i never had a gf :feelsbadman:

:lul::lul::lul:
Lol, many times girls will immediately know, it's pretty obvious if a guy is an incel, if he's ugly, nerdy, short, or socially awkward but they will still ask, just for the fun of it, imagine saying yes when you look like this:
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Classic cope. My subhuman dalit friend also has this exact coping machanism to keep himself from roping his subhuman neck
it's not a cope I literally do not find them attractive.
 
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I got that question today in chemistry from this girl in my class. She always says hi to me and stuff and tries to talk to me, but I get the feeling she is just treating my like a pet of sorts. I was honest and said I never have had a girlfriend. Did I fuck up? Imo since I’m ugly it doesn’t really change anything, they already made their mind up about me from my looks.
U could be honest amd just say no
 
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I got that question today in chemistry from this girl in my class. She always says hi to me and stuff and tries to talk to me, but I get the feeling she is just treating my like a pet of sorts. I was honest and said I never have had a girlfriend. Did I fuck up? Imo since I’m ugly it doesn’t really change anything, they already made their mind up about me from my looks.

Always great hearing amazing tales from another Fakecel :feelsez::yes:

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