Do you think Santa Klaus has a micro penis?

[RichCoopersRoomate]

I was asked this once by a friend and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
@Wicket @imontheloose

 

[sebtrynaascend]

Hes from Agatha so no

 

[RichCoopersRoomate]

Hes from Agatha so no

Actually hes from Turkey, he just migrated to Agartha because Turks live anywhere but Turkey

 

[SmallEggplantFailer]

He doesn’t but he gave naughty kids micropenises as punishment.

 

[andrey5344]

No

 

[Iamspace]

i have a mega penis and im santa so no

 

[Wicket]

I was asked this once by a friend and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
@Wicket @imontheloose

Nah he defo lays pipe on Mrs claus