Does anybody know how to grow torso

[Dylan]

I'm 5'9'' barefoot but like 90% legs. Genuinely shorter than some 5'3'' mfs sitting down. If I had a long torso I'd be around 6'4''. I need it badly because I'm homeless and height and frame is extremely practical as larger clothes = larger pockets to store shit in. If i grew to 6'4'' in just torso i would have normal proportions and I could be able to store a pizza box in an anorak jacket which would be a huge help

 

[The Last Pajeet]

These nuts grew on your chin

 

[Dylan]

These nuts grew on your chin

What

 

[Epola]

Are you really homeless