Does anyone else develop paternal attachment to shit?

[Thinking_CEL]

Sometimes when the load is so hard and painful to push out

U can’t help but see it as a beautiful baby once it’s done

Sometimes I have to fight parental instincts to push the flush button

I doubt I’m the only one

 

[Deleted member 118164]

what the fuck are you talking about

 

[Deleted member 25705]

Sometimes when the load is so hard and painful to push out

U can’t help but see it as a beautiful baby once it’s done

Sometimes I have to fight parental instincts to push the flush button

I doubt I’m the only one

How do niggas think this shit and why do they want to share this.

 

[Thinking_CEL]

what the fuck are you talking about

Come on boyo Ik u don’t just mindlessly get rid of that painful shit u let out

Ik there’s at least a little bit of remorse on pushing that button if ur not a psychopath

 

[Deleted member 118164]

Come on boyo Ik u don’t just mindlessly get rid of that painful shit u let out

Ik there’s at least a little bit of remorse on pushing that button if ur not a psychopath

that's on YOU bro I don't have a single clue of what the hell you are talking about hell nah

 

[optimisticzoomer]

That's why you have to shit outside and then u can watch it grow up