Does anyone else look up to Patrick Bateman?

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Ive never seen the movie. But he is everything I aspire to be.

Just a perfect machine of a man who takes care of every aspect of his life and is inhumanly clean cut in their routines

I often use Patrick Bateman qoutes to motivate me in my looksmaxxing journey, but always fall short of perfection when my hedonistic subhuman urges disrupt the process
 
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Yes real asf
 
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Everything he does is corny ASF,you like what he does because of how he looks,even if Leonardo DiCaprio did every single thing he did in that movie you would look up to it,cringe post
 
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Everything he does is corny ASF,you like what he does because of how he looks,even if Leonardo DiCaprio did every single thing he did in that movie you would look up to it,cringe post
So aspiring for perfection is cringe now?
 
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My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
 
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So aspiring to be a machine is cringe now?
Machine? He just did basic skincare and took care of himself it only looked cool bc of how low inhib he was talking and how much respect he had from high status and being Chad,anyone who tried to talk like him irl would get embarrassed ngl
 
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He’s just like me except I’m broke and have no mates except for on the teen forum
 
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My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Holy shit. Mogs my routine rolling out of bed to Rot on .org before eating a few eggs and brushing my teeth
 
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Machine? He just did basic skincare and took care of himself it only looked cool bc of how low inhib he was talking and how much respect he had from high status and being Chad,anyone who tried to talk like him irl would get embarrassed ngl
Who the fuck actually has a 10 step skincare routine

I dont even wash my balls nigga
 
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Ive never seen the movie. But he is everything I aspire to be.

Just a perfect machine of a man who takes care of every aspect of his life and is inhumanly clean cut in their routines

I often use Patrick Bateman qoutes to motivate me in my looksmaxxing journey, but always fall short of perfection when my hedonistic subhuman urges disrupt the process
The movie is a satire , but yes I mire his thorough morning routine, an inspiration for OCD-cels such as myself
 
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If i was good looking,smart and had a great goal i would be like him, but actually Is what any Man would be with these characteristics
 
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Ive never seen the movie. But he is everything I aspire to be.

Just a perfect machine of a man who takes care of every aspect of his life and is inhumanly clean cut in their routines

I often use Patrick Bateman qoutes to motivate me in my looksmaxxing journey, but always fall short of perfection when my hedonistic subhuman urges disrupt the process
No Way Smh GIF by MOODMAN
 
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So you still wanna do what he did now?

This guy take himself too seriously jfl

Half of the reason I wanna be like Patrick bateman is just satirical tbh
 
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This shit is so cringe tbh, its all about being effortlessly gl
Hes cringe because he takes himself so seriously and has a gay hairstyle. Part of my motivation is satirical
 
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Paul allen mogs
 
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Hes cringe because he takes himself so seriously and has a gay hairstyle. Part of my motivation is satirical
I wanna be able to just wake up and do nothing and mog

I have a good frame genetically so I always hang around gymcels (mainly manlet ones) to just mog them without working out. My manlet redpill gymcel old friend told me I used to be so skinny (I last met him many years ago, we met up again) and asked if I started going to the gym. I told him nah bro I should though. Felt so good because he gymcelled everyday but had a way worse frame.
 
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I wanna be able to just wake up and do nothing and mog
I also want this. But its genuinely not possible for me as im extremely prone to acne.

Everything else about me is intended to be/look effortless
 
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not really
 
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i respect his dedication to looksmaxing tbh
in the book he takes steroids
 
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Christian Bale GIF by PeacockTV
 
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At the end of the day, he was a coping loser who couldn't handle getting completely owned in life by a Jew.

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Just like every other American.
 
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FUCK YOU FOR SPOILING THE ENTIRE FUCKING :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:
I guess he really is "literally me" for the average American.

Ashkenazis like me always win in the US. Get used to it.
 
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I thought we left Patrick Bateman sigma edits behind in 2023
 
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My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
if this was just a random .org post, nobody would think twice about it
 
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I'll become Patrick Bateman once I make six figures from IT, get ripped, and get my rhinoplasty and jaw surgery...
 
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Nah, he's an asshole. He only has 2 qualities: being rich and good looking, and both of these qualities are not his merit, he was born chad in an upper class family.

A guy that got pissed of because his colleague had a better business card; a guy that killed a child (only in the book)... is not a role model at all.
 
Nah, he's an asshole. He only has 2 qualities: being rich and good looking, and both of these qualities are not his merit, he was born chad in an upper class family.

A guy that got pissed of because his colleague had a better business card; a guy that killed a child (only in the book)... is not a role model at all.
He wasn't born rich. He worked on Wall Street. But he did have GQ looks.
 
He wasn't born rich. He worked on Wall Street. But he did have GQ looks.
He is assumed to be dead as he is mentioned only in the past tense during the novel. In Mary Harron's 2000 adaptation, however, it is mentioned that Bateman's father "practically owns" the company that Bateman works at, implying that Bateman's father is still alive.
 
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