Does anyone got a good ritual or game that grants a wish?

[Anon_Humor]

I'm curious.

Give me shit you know works or have tried.

 

[tansel]

org users when they want to improve their life but they’re not interested in self improvement

 

[ImSomeone]

Yea. Slut out for the 1%

 

[eon]

Create a black sacrament.

 

[Mess]

org users when they want to improve their life but they’re not interested in self improvement

The usual story; no one wants to put in the work.

 

[Anon_Humor]

Yea. Slut out for the 1%

I'm male.

Create a black sacrament.

What's that

 

[eon]

What's that

A ritual.

 

[ImSomeone]

I'm male.

Did I stutter?

 

[tansel]

The usual story; no one wants to put in the work.

fr lol like bro would rather attempt to do black magic & get cursed instead of just trying a little bit

 

[Anon_Humor]

The usual story; no one wants to put in the work.

Hey, not to be a dick but this is to deal with external factors I have zero influence over whatsoever. Otherwise I'd do it.

 

[Anon_Humor]

Did I stutter?

Bruh

 

[Anon_Humor]

A ritual.

Could you explain? What does it do

 

[Mess]

Hey, not to be a dick but this is to deal with external factors I have zero influence over whatsoever. Otherwise I'd do it.

I'm sorry to tell you, but no supernatural being will grant you physical gifts.
Tune your vibration to something higher.

 

[Anon_Humor]

I'm sorry to tell you, but no supernatural being will grant you physical gifts.

I figured that.

Tune your vibration to something higher.

Further explain or something

 

[eon]

Could you explain? What does it do

Its a fucked up ritual that grants you a wish from a deity named sithis.

 

[Anon_Humor]

Its a fucked up ritual that grants you a wish from a deity named sithis.

It won't haunt me, right? I don't want demons in my house.

 

[TheEndMogger]

Summon Mammon he made me racks

 

[Anon_Humor]

Summon Mammon he made me racks

The fuck is that

 

[Mess]

Further explain or something

I'm not sure on what to say, but you should look into the power of vibrations.

 

[TheEndMogger]

The fuck is that

Mammon prince of greed

 

[larplarpsahur333]

Kiss the wall

 

[eon]

It won't haunt me, right? I don't want demons in my house.

Maybe bro idk just dont disobey sithis and his laws

 

[134applesauce456]

it really does seem like some people have a higher power on their side, seriously some people are so blessed in multiple ways. good looks, neurotypical, good iq, good parents, etc

but its just the luck of life, or maybe there is a way but idk if anyone here has the iq/means to harness something supernatural

 

[Anon_Humor]

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I'm not sure on what to say, but you should look into the power of vibrations.

I have heard of this shit. I ought to look into it more.

Create a black sacrament.

A ritual.

Maybe bro idk just dont disobey sithis and his laws

>
The Black Sacrament is a dark, forbidden ritual in The Elder Scrolls lore used to summon the Dark Brotherhood to perform an assassination contract. It is the primary method by which prospective clients request that a specific person be murdered by the assassin guild.
Lore and Execution

In the game's lore, the ritual involves a combination of specific items and an incantation to get the attention of the Night Mother, the spiritual leader of the Dark Brotherhood.

The Prayer: The petitioner recites a specific plea: "Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."

The Effigy: A symbolic representation of the target is used during the incantation to signal the intent of the contract.

Role in Gameplay
In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the Black Sacrament serves as a major plot device. For example:
Aventus Aretino: A young boy in Windhelm performs the ritual to request the death of Grelod the Kind, which serves as the starting point for the player's involvement with the guild.
The Listener: The ritual is only "heard" by a specific high-ranking member of the Brotherhood known as the Listener, who then passes the contract details to an assassin.
While the ritual is a central theme in the dark fantasy setting of the series, it is presented strictly as a fictional element of the game's storytelling and world-building.

 

[Anon_Humor]

it really does seem like some people have a higher power on their side, seriously some people are so blessed in multiple ways. good looks, neurotypical, good iq, good parents, etc

but its just the luck of life, or maybe there is a way but idk if anyone here has the iq/means to harness something supernatural

Okay

 

[snuggylion5]

Its a fucked up ritual that grants you a wish from a deity named sithis.

Sithis is a pussy

 

[eon]

I have heard of this shit. I ought to look into it more.





>
The Black Sacrament is a dark, forbidden ritual in The Elder Scrolls lore used to summon the Dark Brotherhood to perform an assassination contract. It is the primary method by which prospective clients request that a specific person be murdered by the assassin guild.
Lore and Execution

In the game's lore, the ritual involves a combination of specific items and an incantation to get the attention of the Night Mother, the spiritual leader of the Dark Brotherhood.

The Prayer: The petitioner recites a specific plea: "Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."

The Effigy: A symbolic representation of the target is used during the incantation to signal the intent of the contract.

Role in Gameplay
In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the Black Sacrament serves as a major plot device. For example:
Aventus Aretino: A young boy in Windhelm performs the ritual to request the death of Grelod the Kind, which serves as the starting point for the player's involvement with the guild.
The Listener: The ritual is only "heard" by a specific high-ranking member of the Brotherhood known as the Listener, who then passes the contract details to an assassin.
While the ritual is a central theme in the dark fantasy setting of the series, it is presented strictly as a fictional element of the game's storytelling and world-building.

Are you the listener?

 

[Anon_Humor]

Are you the listener?

Wut

 

[eon]

Wut

Do you want a wish or not?

What would you wish for?

 

[choppedcel2]

hope this is a satire question unless you’re retarded enough to believe in rituals

 

[Anon_Humor]

Do you want a wish or not?

What would you wish for?

Ehh, it's personal so if you want I'll tell you in a PM.

 

[eon]

Ehh, it's personal so if you want I'll tell you in a PM.

Tell me

 

[Anon_Humor]

hope this is a satire question unless you’re retarded enough to believe in rituals

>Rituals don't work because scientists NEVER lie

 

[_Nazareth_]

I'm curious.

Give me shit you know works or have tried.

Sacrifice. So I’ve heard

 

[choppedcel2]

>Rituals don't work because scientists NEVER lie

 

[Anon_Humor]

Sacrifice. So I’ve heard

Quite vague

 

[_Nazareth_]

Quite vague

Can be physical or intangible, but that’s part of a bigger process

 

[Anon_Humor]

Can be physical or intangible, but that’s part of a bigger process

Any clear steps and directions?

 

[Anon_Humor]

Bump

 

[Lankycell]

Monkey typing on keyboard gif

 

[Anon_Humor]

Monkey typing on keyboard gif

Qué

 

[Lankycell]

Qué

Search up shakespeare monkey typing

 

[Anon_Humor]

Search up shakespeare monkey typing

Okay

Wait I know that