Does Anyone Here Play With Their Gooch Instead Of Jacking Off? [No Homo]

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I heard massaging your prostate into orgasm > jerking dick

Most people aren't flexible enough to reach it tho ...


...so they have to play with it through their perineum (aka Gooch, taint, grundel, nifkin)
 
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Ricedicks are too small for it to work, not enough blood flow is produced so this won't work for you sorry😐
 
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I stick 9inch dildos into my ass

That's the only way i can cum nowadays
 
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nga out here fingering his asshole 💀
 
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do you masturbate with lotion

i mostly ever did it dry but I tried it out

i realized the lotion was supposed to mimic the feeling of pussy and having cream on your dick
 
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Title.

I heard massaging your prostate into orgasm > jerking dick

Most people aren't flexible enough to reach it tho ...


...so they have to play with it through their perineum (aka Gooch, taint, grundel, nifkin)
Yes I dig a cucumber in my gspot
 
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You rarely make threads and this is what you post. Wtf dude
 
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do you masturbate with lotion

i mostly ever did it dry but I tried it out

i realized the lotion was supposed to mimic the feeling of pussy and having cream on your dick
What kind of lotion do you use?

Been beating my tallywhacker since I was 11 and always hit it dry...

I'm not opposed to using some lotion but it's weird af putting slimy shit on my dick for a rub
You rarely make threads and this is what you post. Wtf dude
U stalking me bro?
Yes I dig a cucumber in my gspot
Wtf
I stick 9inch dildos into my ass

That's the only way i can cum nowadays
Wtf
 
do you masturbate with lotion

i mostly ever did it dry but I tried it out

i realized the lotion was supposed to mimic the feeling of pussy and having cream on your dick
i just spit on the cucumber then penetrate till i hit the gspot
 
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just violate your manhood for a few seconds of orgasm theory
 
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U stalking me bro?

Wtf

Wtf
I spent 2 hours reading your threads tbh.

I don't know anything about you, it's an anonymous forum.

All I know is that you live in Singapore and you are a 5"8 ricecel but you claim 5"9 JFLLLLL
 
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i just spit on the cucumber then penetrate till i hit the gspot
Bro wildin'
just violate your manhood for a few seconds of orgasm theory
It's not violating man it's massaging your prostate innit
regular body lotion / moisturizer




isnt pussy slimy?
My logic is...pussy juice is natural so it's "supposed to be on your dick"
Moisturiser and lotion, however, is not
I spent 2 hours reading your threads tbh.

I don't know anything about you, it's an anonymous forum.

All I know is that you live in Singapore and you are a 5"8 ricecel but you claim 5"9 JFLLLLL
That's kinda creepy ... 2 hours...jeez...
And I checked again I'm 5'9 on the dot
 
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I put a vibrator in my asshole and fuck raw meat
 
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Bro wildin'

It's not violating man it's massaging your prostate innit

My logic is...pussy juice is natural so it's "supposed to be on your dick"
Moisturiser and lotion, however, is not

That's kinda creepy ... 2 hours...jeez...
And I checked again I'm 5'9 on the dot
I just like your threads, it's ananomous why do you care?
 
Prostate massagers exist...
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I just like your threads, it's ananomous why do you care?
Nothing...you're the first person to tell me that...that's all...
Prostate massagers exist...
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Thanks but if I order this shit and my mom & dad find it in the mail, I'm homeless

Worse still, if I use it and fuck up and have to go to the hospital, I'll be a meme in my local newspaper...and then be homeless
 
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Thanks but if I order this shit and my mom & dad find it in the mail, I'm homeless

Worse still, if I use it and fuck up and have to go to the hospital, I'll be a meme in my local newspaper...and then be homeless
Some are medical devices and don't look like a sex toy... You can also buy them from a real store, not online(they tend to be more expensive though).
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@GuyFromSingapore ?
 
No enter hole , only out
 
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nigga what the actual fuck
 
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i want a girl to peg me so i might do this while imagining a cute girl with a strapon
 
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i want a girl to peg me so i might do this while imagining a cute girl with a strapon
describe to me the type of girl you want to be pegged by
 
I had to take a suppository when I was really sick a couple of years ago, and I hated every second of it.
Do you degenerates really?
 
describe to me the type of girl you want to be pegged by
Any girl i find hot, but it would be the hottest if its a really cute petite girl

My first thought upon seeing this girl on tiktok was "i want her to dominate me"

 
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What kind of lotion do you use?

Been beating my tallywhacker since I was 11 and always hit it dry...

I'm not opposed to using some lotion but it's weird af putting slimy shit on my dick for a rub

U stalking me bro?

Wtf

Wtf
Nigga don't act normal all of a sudden
 
do you masturbate with lotion

i mostly ever did it dry but I tried it out

i realized the lotion was supposed to mimic the feeling of pussy and having cream on your dick
Lotion mogs dry
 
Title.

I heard massaging your prostate into orgasm > jerking dick

Most people aren't flexible enough to reach it tho ...


...so they have to play with it through their perineum (aka Gooch, taint, grundel, nifkin)
i flick my nipples until i ejaculate
 
Any girl i find hot, but it would be the hottest if its a really cute petite girl

My first thought upon seeing this girl on tiktok was "i want her to dominate me"


bros a little freaky wtf, id understand like a 6'3 tomboy but a cutie wtf
 
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Nigga you openly discuss how you massage your prostate as a form of masturbation. You’re no better than them.
There is a difference between massaging your prostate (which is basically just another way of touching oneself & has health benefits btw) and sticking cucumbers and 9inch dildos up your ass.

Anyway I wasn't acting like I'm better than them. I was expressing shock and surprise.
 
If you finger your butt and you enjoy the new orgasm it gave you, everytime you get sexually aroused so will your ass, you will develop a gay/femboy sexual desires.

Men should not touch their ass
 
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just a normal thread on .org nowadays
 
just a normal thread on .org nowadays
Honestly there is like a thousand weirder and more fucked up things that could be discussed.

Prostate is very import part of the male anatomy. It's almost always going to cause trouble in men 40 and above so best start looking after it young.

Not like I asked about hot wax BDSM, nipple clamps and autoasphyxiation or some shit.
If you finger your butt and you enjoy the new orgasm it gave you, everytime you get sexually aroused so will your ass, you will develop a gay/femboy sexual desires.

Men should not touch their ass
I don't finger my asshole. I'm not flexible enough to reach.

Regardless, I don't think I will have fantasies of men if I could.
The very thought of sleeping in the same room as another man creeps me the fuck out already.
 
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Benign prostatic hyperplasia

What happens to a nigga when he doesn't play with his proz on the daily 😢
 

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