DOES GOD WANT ME TO CONVERT TO ISLAM?

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

It seems the only girls I can get are Muslim women, there’s an agender either set by Satan to try to make me go the wrong path and become Muslim so I burn forever in fire OR god is leading me to the good path so I don’t burn forever.

Or this could all just be a coincidence, I look dark triad HTN so you’d think these women wouldn’t like me and I’d do better with ATHIEST WESTERN WHORES but nope

 

[Deleted member 16058]

no

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

@Xangsane @FailedNormieManlet what do you think

no

sounds legit a lot of thought and reasoning put into your explanation

 

[Deleted member 16371]

Yes sonoftyrond

 

[Xangsane]

@Xangsane @FailedNormieManlet what do you think

sounds legit a lot of thought and reasoning put into your explanation

Have you listened to the Adhan intently and with focus?

 

[ropemax]

God couldn't give a flying fuck about you. He's busy fucking celestial bitches 24/7

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Yes sonoftyrond

My friend offered me his cousin in marriage if I convert it seems everyday I’m being lured to Islam with promise of companionship and no more pain

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Schizophrenia

 

[Acee]

Yes, do it. Become a Muslim.

 

[Acee]

Schizophrenia

Wow! You know a lot about mental health!

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Have you listened to the Adhan intently and with focus?

Nope, I have heard the caller and even prayed at mosque before years ago though but I haven’t sat down and analysedit all. Do you reckon I should read into it deeply?

God couldn't give a flying fuck about you. He's busy fucking celestial bitches 24/7

Why would god have a sex drive? He’s an entity

Yes, do it. Become a Muslim.

hmm well better response than just “No” like @Walter

 

[Deleted member 16371]

My friend offered me his cousin in marriage if I convert it seems everyday I’m being lured to Islam with promise of companionship and no more pain

You have the support of Pakistanis tbh

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

You have the support of Pakistanis tbh

I fucked paki foids and many put my dick in their mouths I have no hate for pakis tbh, I just think they are mentally corrupt

Oh my bad misread this I thought you said I SHOULD support Pakistanis lmfao

 

[Acee]

hmm well better response than just “No” like

I support you bro. Become a Muslim. Pray to Allah 5 times a day. It`s 5 times a day for me being ready to stab you while you don`t look. @Vermilioncore Bad boy type shit innit?

 

[Xangsane]

Nope, I have heard the caller and even prayed at mosque before years ago though but I haven’t sat down and analysedit all. Do you reckon I should read into it deeply?

Why would god have a sex drive? He’s an entity

hmm well better response than just “No” like @Walter

I think you should read into it deeply, listen to the Adhan and tell me how you feel while listening to it.

If you prayed at mosque you're already on your way there.

 

[Deleted member 16371]

I fucked paki foids and many put my dick in their mouths I have no hate for pakis tbh, I just think they are mentally corrupt

Oh my bad misread this I thought you said I SHOULD support Pakistanis lmfao

Yh I know. You used to gloat to me about the paki foids you fucked and I bet none of them were above mtb

 

[ropemax]

Why would god have a sex drive? He’s an entity

Aren't you made in his image?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I think you should read into it deeply, listen to the Adhan and tell me how you feel while listening to it.

If you prayed at mosque you're already on your way there.

I see I’ll listen to the Adhan, are their different versions of it? I hear it a lot becuse my mates are Muslim but still like the Hadiths I’m aware Muslims are in conflict with sources but is the Adhan the same for all Muslims?

Yh I know. You used to gloat to me about the paki foids you fucked and I bet none of them were above mtb

lmfao @FailedNormieManlethas seen one I fucked I guess he can tell you what he thinks. I dont slay many of your kind so dont cry abt it. If I ever bragged about it it’s because you was prob a prick just being honest

 

[Xangsane]

I see I’ll listen to the Adhan, are their different versions of it? I hear it a lot becuse my mates are Muslim but still like the Hadiths I’m aware Muslims are in conflict with sources but is the Adhan the same for all Muslims?

lmfao @FailedNormieManlethas seen one I fucked I guess he can tell you what he thinks. I dont slay many of your kind so dont cry abt it. If I ever bragged about it it’s because you was prob a prick just being honest

The Adhan is all the same.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Aren't you made in his image?

Figuratively speaking, figuratively speaking. God is an ethereal entity he has no form and if his true form is of man I can guarantee you he lacks the hormones and mushy bits we have

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

The Adhan is all the same.

If I convert I’ll get a Habibi and Somali and black and white and Gook and Latina Muslim wife

 

[Deleted member 16371]

I see I’ll listen to the Adhan, are their different versions of it? I hear it a lot becuse my mates are Muslim but still like the Hadiths I’m aware Muslims are in conflict with sources but is the Adhan the same for all Muslims?

lmfao @FailedNormieManlethas seen one I fucked I guess he can tell you what he thinks. I dont slay many of your kind so dont cry abt it. If I ever bragged about it it’s because you was prob a prick just being honest

More like you used to tag me saying how you fucked a paki foid

 

[Xangsane]

If I convert I’ll get a Habibi and Somali and black and white and Gook and Latina Muslim wife

It's gonna be hard to get a latina to convert. They love their Catholicism.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

More like you used to tag me saying how you fucked a paki foid

Well I prob did @ the time sorry, but you must had pissed me off so I wanted to rub it in your face. Tbh I don’t care what race fucks bitches I have a sister who fucked a curry and a black guy you think I care? Hell my brother impregnated an NAFRI

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

It's gonna be hard to get a latina to convert. They love their Catholicism.

They are heretics I’ll show them the way, they don’t even follow their religion properly worshipping Mary WTF is that shit

 

[ropemax]

Figuratively speaking, figuratively speaking. God is an ethereal entity he has no form and if his true form is of man I can guarantee you he lacks the hormones and mushy bits we have

if god is all encompassing, his nature has to encompass the nature of a man.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

if god is all encompassing, his nature has to encompass the nature of a man.

He does akoledge mans sin and temptation hence why he allows us to ask for forgiveness. What do you worship bro? You do tarot cards so clearly you must believe in something or is it the universe you believe in

 

[Xangsane]

They are heretics I’ll show them the way, they don’t even follow their religion properly worshipping Mary WTF is that shit

Christianity is dying a slow death.

 

[currylightskin]

Allahu Akbar

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Wow! You know a lot about mental health!

Schizophrenia is a blessing innit