Does masturbation count as cardio

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Title @chadVSvirgin @JordanFagget271 @unkownincel @Fridx
 
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Title @chadVSvirgin @JordanFagget271 @unkownincel @Fridx
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Whenever i wear tight pants it makes masturbation hard and my heart starts pumping more blood
 
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It counts as full body workout
 
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Yes but only if you do it in publicđź‘Ť
 
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Use just your mind and train your bulbospongiosus muscle.
 
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Sex does count so why wouldnt masturbation
 
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Mess said:
Use just your mind and train your bulbospongiosus muscle.
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Wtf is that random ass muscle im not training that:lul:
 
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Wtf is that random ass muscle im not training that:lul:
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That's the ejaculation muscle. :unsure:
Bro is clearly not trying to beat the Guinness world record for the long cumshot.
 
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Despicable Me What GIF
 
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That's the ejaculation muscle. :unsure:
Bro is clearly not trying to beat the Guinness world record for the long cumshot.
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How do i train that whenever i ejaculate it comes out slow and doesn't like jump i need to make it jump high and cover the entire place
 
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If it’s done in the cold then what was the point since if I choose to I would turn up the heating seen as it’s winter
 
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notagreycell said:
How do i train that whenever i ejaculate it comes out slow and doesn't like jump i need to make it jump high and cover the entire place
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Train your pelvic floor, don't jerk off as much, raise your testosterone.

 
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Train your pelvic floor, don't jerk off as much, raise your testosterone.

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Can i just pin testosterone or enclomiphine
 
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it trains the forearm
 
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Yes
 
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you need to start goonmaxxing like me and do it for 6 hours :feelsgah: ( sideefects could include but is not limited to: turning into a sigma male, all the foids will want you, you ascend to chad)
 
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you need to start goonmaxxing like me and do it for 6 hours :feelsgah: ( sideefects could include but is not limited to: turning into a sigma male, all the foids will want you, you ascend to chad)
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:Comfy:
 
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notagreycell said:
Btw how did 2k go
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lost to my brother by 6 points he legit got 2 3s 50%contested from deep and i missed last 3 shots while almost greening each shit was very close
 
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lost to my brother by 6 points he legit got 2 3s 50%contested from deep and i missed last 3 shots while almost greening each shit was very close
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Doesn't count your brother used low T jew cheat methods.
 
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