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-Just wanted to make a thread of some brutal jestermaxes ive witnessed in my first week at university. A few of these were beyond fucking brutal and these comical clowns are so brutally unaware of their circus act that they will endlessly jestermax in the hopes of getting a lay in
Jestermax 1.) There was this 5'5 turbomanlet who has been trying to get this girls snap for the past week, endlessly showing up to her room begging like an utter clown. The girl is aware of his cuckholdry and says shit like "ill think about it if you do X" (usually involved bringing her food, booze, etc.) which he does every single fucken time. The girl then says ILL THINK ABOUT IT TMR, or some excuse so she can maintain this manlet cucklet orbiter to bitch around. Most of you are appualed by this behavior but I FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY SHES DOING IT. I mean why wouldn't you, but the most brutal one was she made the kid do an ENTIRE SLIDESHOW presentation as to why she should add his snapchat (to which he did unsurprisingly). She added him after this but had a BOYFRIEND the entire time!!! Just fucking lol! I was in the room with 5 JBs and just me witnessing this entire jester sitting there saying NOTHING yet JBs were conversing with me and asking me all these questions. GIGA BRUTAL FOR THIS CUCK.
Jester 2.) was the tik tok trend where you do this
To which I got forced into doing by some bitches I was with, they were saying shit like "its fine they will prob hit on you if you do it" and basically how its ok since im goodlooking JFL
SO I do a couple of these and get insane IOIs, find one frame where this bitch isnt utterly in love with me. 5 snapchats in like 7 attempts and a makeout (not from this) but from another approach.
Another manlet cucklet tries the same thing TO THE SAME GIRLS who were asking for my snap and gets the door slammed in his face after 2 seconds no JOKE. GIGA BRUTAL CUNT, then he starts saying its because his hair isnt right or he isnt drunk enough and all these copes just to deny reality.
Jester 3.) This BBC dude i know from here LARPed as a CLEANING GUY and LEGIT CLEANED GIRLS ROOMS IN EXCHANGE FOR THEIR SNAPS. You legit cant make this up, he vacuumed floors, changed trash bags and all this shit. Do people not know girls have thousands of guys added and will LDAR you instantly even if you get their snap. Getting a snap is meaningless UNLESS a girl asks you. Imagine cleaning a bitches room for her snap BRUTAL!
WHAT A CIRCUS, ABSOLUTE CLOWN WORLD
ME REMINDING YOU TO NOT BE THAT GUY
For those of us who have swallowed the blackpill, we know a girl will either want to fuck or not, and no amount of jokes and clownery will change her attraction to us.
Jestermax 1.) There was this 5'5 turbomanlet who has been trying to get this girls snap for the past week, endlessly showing up to her room begging like an utter clown. The girl is aware of his cuckholdry and says shit like "ill think about it if you do X" (usually involved bringing her food, booze, etc.) which he does every single fucken time. The girl then says ILL THINK ABOUT IT TMR, or some excuse so she can maintain this manlet cucklet orbiter to bitch around. Most of you are appualed by this behavior but I FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY SHES DOING IT. I mean why wouldn't you, but the most brutal one was she made the kid do an ENTIRE SLIDESHOW presentation as to why she should add his snapchat (to which he did unsurprisingly). She added him after this but had a BOYFRIEND the entire time!!! Just fucking lol! I was in the room with 5 JBs and just me witnessing this entire jester sitting there saying NOTHING yet JBs were conversing with me and asking me all these questions. GIGA BRUTAL FOR THIS CUCK.
Jester 2.) was the tik tok trend where you do this
To which I got forced into doing by some bitches I was with, they were saying shit like "its fine they will prob hit on you if you do it" and basically how its ok since im goodlooking JFL
SO I do a couple of these and get insane IOIs, find one frame where this bitch isnt utterly in love with me. 5 snapchats in like 7 attempts and a makeout (not from this) but from another approach.
Another manlet cucklet tries the same thing TO THE SAME GIRLS who were asking for my snap and gets the door slammed in his face after 2 seconds no JOKE. GIGA BRUTAL CUNT, then he starts saying its because his hair isnt right or he isnt drunk enough and all these copes just to deny reality.
Jester 3.) This BBC dude i know from here LARPed as a CLEANING GUY and LEGIT CLEANED GIRLS ROOMS IN EXCHANGE FOR THEIR SNAPS. You legit cant make this up, he vacuumed floors, changed trash bags and all this shit. Do people not know girls have thousands of guys added and will LDAR you instantly even if you get their snap. Getting a snap is meaningless UNLESS a girl asks you. Imagine cleaning a bitches room for her snap BRUTAL!
WHAT A CIRCUS, ABSOLUTE CLOWN WORLD
imagine doing all that for absolutely nothing...
