Dont even think about women bro (todays story)

[DwayneWhite55]

To try to shut women out completely is impossible, so I get home from work today and my mom wants me to take her to the grocery store.

So I go there and of course I see women I'm attracted too. What does it remind me of? That I can't get none of them. Not even the 50 year old one I thought was sexy didn't even look my way.

Then as we go to the check out,I say hello to the female cashier. She says nothing to me back. And when we were done and about to walk away,a fat girl with a pretty face starts walking into line. And the same girl cashier goes oh ill take care of her!!! With excitement. The fat girl has a tall skinny guy with her,he's probably 6'3 with a big nose. And the cashier goes so who are you with? Fat girl says "my boyfriend ". And cashier goes oooh you got a boyfriend now!! In a exciting tone.

So on the way home,my mom is about drunk by the way,I bring this up how the girl behind us had to have a tall boyfriend and how that's a requirement with a lot of girls. My mom just disagrees and says no I don't think so ,I used to like so and so who was 5'5. She just disagrees with me that women have height requirements.

 

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[Deleted member 16133]

WTF BRO same working at walmart for the past 2.5 months
ive checked out over 5k customers half of which were women out of the 2.5k that were women none of them have asked for my number
its crazy how you have to be so good looking fr nigga its depressing but an ascnesion is coming fr