Dr. Mog
PhD in moggerology
- Joined
- Nov 4, 2022
- Posts
- 5,516
- Reputation
- 13,055
Heat here in the UK is so bad that if I say something and you don’t hear it the first time you’re going to just have to change the topic because I used my last drops of saliva to make that statement. You asking “what did you say” is asking for the anatomically impossible. Once the temperature breaks 30 degrees here I no longer make the rules. My body is telling me that I’ll have to just tell you next year because currently the inventory is empty, no resources, no reserves, and customer service is closed until October.
Even my personality has evaporated. I’m just default settings wrapped in skin right now. Yet in summer you have to listen up. No one wants to repeat sentences. Some are even physically unable to. So just make it easy for both of us and pay attention. I’m not asking for deep conversation. I’m just asking for the next 10 seconds, which might also be my last 10 seconds.
So yeah, if you miss what I said at this time of year, we’re both just going to have to accept that it clearly wasn’t meant for you. Better luck next year though.
Even my personality has evaporated. I’m just default settings wrapped in skin right now. Yet in summer you have to listen up. No one wants to repeat sentences. Some are even physically unable to. So just make it easy for both of us and pay attention. I’m not asking for deep conversation. I’m just asking for the next 10 seconds, which might also be my last 10 seconds.
So yeah, if you miss what I said at this time of year, we’re both just going to have to accept that it clearly wasn’t meant for you. Better luck next year though.
