Don’t pick up the phone

[mogstar]

You know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

I've got a fever, so can you check?
Hand on my forehead, kiss my neck
And when you touch me, baby, I turn red
I've got a fever, so can you check?

 

[Deleted member 1476]

dont let him in u have to kick him out again x

 

[mogstar]

dont let him in u have to kick him out again x

Two
Don’t be his friend u know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Two
Don’t be his friend u know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

and ifmyou under him u aint getting over him i got new rules i got tbrem

 

[Deleted member 2403]

U and Dua lipa would be perfect together, 2 of the same kind

 

[mogstar]

U and Dua lipa would be perfect together, 2 of the same kind

Elab

 

[mogstar]

U and Dua lipa would be perfect together, 2 of the same kind

 

[Deleted member 2403]

im sorry i dont like balkans im not into brick shithouses

 

[mogstar]

im sorry i dont like balkans im not into brick shithouses

She’s hot af u faggot

 

[Deleted member 2403]

She’s hot af u faggot

too masc

 

[mogstar]

too masc

You’d pay to drink her piss stop coping she’s gigastacy

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone

Beautiful. Bravo! That would make an excellent skit on a comedy show.

DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE

A woman's sitting back watching TV and the phone rings.

DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE

She looks at the phone screen and sees the caller ID displaying, Hank. She shakes her head in an annoyed manner.

DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE

Hours later - after her voice mail service indicates full messages, the phone rings again. Hank's Calling.

DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE

She can't take it anymore and picks the phone up and answers it. "What!"

"Ugh. So there I was leaving the bar, and guess who I see?" A male voice on the other end of the phone says.

"Stop calling me!" She screams.

"My ex-girlfriend! That's who I see. Why does she keep doing this to me?" He says then begins to sob like a big baby.

She disconnects with that caller and powers her phone down and resumes watching TV.

The End.

Eh? Comedy, or what?

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Why do good girls like bad guys

 

[Deleted member 2403]

You’d pay to drink her piss stop coping she’s gigastacy

she masc mogs average man

this fogs

 

[mogstar]

she masc mogs average man

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this fogs

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Imagine thinking Clairo fogs with her hairy arms

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Imagine thinking Clairo fogs with her hairy arms

clairo makes dua poopa look like her domitrix/army commando

 

[mogstar]

clairo makes dua poopa look like her domitrix/army commando

Clairo is ugly bro

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Clairo is ugly bro

in motion she’s ideal for me idk how u can like dua poopa she has good songs but shes too masc imo

 

[mogstar]

in motion she’s ideal for me idk how u can like dua poopa she has good songs but shes too masc imo

Because Dua lips is masc like me

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Because Dua lips is masc like me

true

 

[mogstar]

true

That means u hate me because I’m too masc

 

[Deleted member 2403]

That means u hate me because I’m too masc

ur more masc than average but no ogre

 

[mogstar]

ur more masc than average but no ogre

I don’t have any feminine features that’s why I’m getting lip fillers and wear make up

 

[Deleted member 2403]

I don’t have any feminine features that’s why I’m getting lip fillers and wear make up

portuguesecel aka MOGSTAR ( I love you @Original )