Don’t take fat shits every time

[chemtrails]

So my entire life I only shat once every three days, didn’t know it was a constipation symptom. Went to internal medicine and found about the hemorrhoids I had for about god knows how long. Doctor said if I continued taking big shits till my thirties I would have developed megacolon.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Doctor said if I continued taking big shits

Na bro is that how he worded it?

 

[chemtrails]

Na bro is that how he worded it?

Almost

 

[ElBastardo]

Megacolon? Doesn't sound too bad. Actually sounds like a superhero trait.

 

[chemtrails]

Megacolon? Doesn't sound too bad. Actually sounds like a superhero trait.

It would feel like shitting concrete out, allegedly

 

[ElBastardo]

Still sounds superhero-ish. "Watch out Batman, it's Megacolon! He shits concrete!"

 

[OldRooster]

So what was the solution? Hemorrhoid Cream?

 

[Artbreeder Is Law]

I regret to have clicked.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Nigga I be shittin every day

 

[Deleted member 23558]

I shit four times a day

 

[ElBastardo]

I regret to have clicked.

Literal shit thread.

 

[Deleted member 15854]

I shit four times a day

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