DONT Wear bondi sands fake tanner/self tanner personal experiences +PHOTOS Brutal BEWARE

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I look like a fucking orange
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I put on 2 sprays of Bondi sands
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I used gloves to protect my hands from the tanner since that looks ghetto
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I put it on at night
8 pm
expecting to slay at school,so I fall asleep and wake up at 5 am looking like this
brutal reveal:feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:, FUARKKKKK I have to go to school looking like I smeared cow shit on my face as a clay face mask
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I got bullied for the face but I still got the prettyboy halo and got 3 girls snapchats
:aheago:
 
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@Orka do you know how to fix fake tanner
 
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nigga are you retarded by any chance?
 
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i can't even view images on org, no idea why, but I can't help till that's fixed
I think its fixed now had the exact same problem earlier now I see
 
Why is your face the only dark part? Is that the only area you applied it? You need to use tanning drops on your face and save the self tanner for your body. Was the photo taken before you washed it off??

Anyways you’re literally 11 years old & retarded, never post on the site again please
 
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Why is your face the only dark part? Is that the only area you applied it? You need to use tanning drops on your face and save the self tanner for your body. Was the photo taken before you washed it off??

Anyways you’re literally 11 years old & retarded, never post on the site again please
mane shut up your just mad your growth plates are closed and your manlet for LIFE
 
@Orka do you know how to fix fake tanner
Apply it with moisturizer and without the fucking gloves to get it evenly. And do it during the day to wash it off after 4 hours
 
Apply it with moisturizer and without the fucking gloves to get it evenly. And do it during the day to wash it off after 4 hours
why if then my hands get tanned and it looks gay
 
I look like a fucking orange
View attachment 4492046
I put on 2 sprays of Bondi sands
View attachment 4492071
I used gloves to protect my hands from the tanner since that looks ghetto
View attachment 4492073
I put it on at night
8 pm
expecting to slay at school,so I fall asleep and wake up at 5 am looking like this
brutal reveal:feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:, FUARKKKKK I have to go to school looking like I smeared cow shit on my face as a clay face mask
View attachment 4492079
I got bullied for the face but I still got the prettyboy halo and got 3 girls snapchats
:aheago:
Ok mayocel
 
Buddy, there are a plethora of online tutorials for the likes of this stuff.

Tanning drops will always be the better option for face.
 
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Tanning drops will always be the better option for face.
They’re complete shit as well. Melanotan or nothing
 
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Buddy, there are a plethora of online tutorials for the likes of this stuff.

Tanning drops will always be the better option for face.
I'm brokecel
 
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They’re complete shit as well. Melanotan or nothing
Wait until people hear about beta carotene, it'll break the internet. :D
 
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Wait until people hear about beta carotene, it'll break the internet. :D
Blud trying to look like an orange jfl
 
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Wait until people hear about beta carotene, it'll break the internet. :D
carotenoid blands do work not like melanotan 2 but they kind a work it give you red undertones
 
Yah don't say... :unsure:
tho melanotan 2 is getting very popular but what works better is melanotan 1 keep it niche:feelsuhh:
 
tho melanotan 2 is getting very popular but what works better is melanotan 1 keep it niche:feelsuhh:
MT2 is better, it'll give you premium boners and no appetite.
 
yeah spray tan is a fucking meme
 
It was a joke but mayocels usually have a harder time self tanning
It’s too unnatural
well then my mom has to explain cus like I go in the sun for hours and hours I even fell asleep in the pool in blazing sun and don't tan at all
 
I look like a fucking orange
View attachment 4492046
I put on 2 sprays of Bondi sands
View attachment 4492071
I used gloves to protect my hands from the tanner since that looks ghetto
View attachment 4492073
I put it on at night
8 pm
expecting to slay at school,so I fall asleep and wake up at 5 am looking like this
brutal reveal:feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:, FUARKKKKK I have to go to school looking like I smeared cow shit on my face as a clay face mask
View attachment 4492079
I got bullied for the face but I still got the prettyboy halo and got 3 girls snapchats
:aheago:
Going for the trump appeal?
 
This self tanner is bad it looks fake, unless u leave it for 40min and wash off.
 

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