dont wipe your ass.

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Why not wiping your ass saves the dating market, and smearmaxxing guide.

After you take a shit or even when you shower, AVOID CLEANING YOUR ASS. Its completely unhigenic and you will smell like shit. But thats the point (somewhat). To remedy the smell, use heavy colognes and deodorant. Anyways when you shit, get the toilet paper, and instead of wiping, start smearing it on your entire genital area. If your a darkcel, this will be no problem hiding the shit youve smeared on your dick because you have poopskin as it is. And if your uncircumcised start putting shit in your foreskin. if your white, still smearmaxx but making it less obvious, still where fecal matter is on your genitalia, but when you with a foid, try hiding it or being discrete.

You might be thinking im batshit insane but hear me out. When you have sex with a toilet, TRY AND GET A BLOWJOB. Effects are amplified if she rims or 69s you. If the taste starts becoming a little pungeant, hold her head down and try and make her gag by getting your wang at her tonsil level, even micropeniscels have enough length to pull this off. Obviously dont make her vomit, just enough for the gag to override the taste. After a little bit, the foid should have ate enough fecal matter to be eligible for getting illnesses. And this atleast under american law, IS PERFECTLY LEGAL 😹. In the real world 99% of the time girls dont just dtop fucking if theyve gave choosing signals before or have even explicitly consented so you'll be fine, do light manipulation if needed. Basically your main goal is for her to ingest as much dangerous amounts of fecal matter without her knowledge as you can possibly get.

You might be asking, why the FUCK would you do this. Fuck them toilets thats why. By giving her a fecal transmitted illness you may permanently lower her smv by a sizable amount. Bonus points if you already STDmaxxed beforehand. So by lowering her smv, she still has inflated standards, thats just hypergamy, built into every damn foid. But, suddenly if women become uglier, theyll dste uglier, like after youve smearmaxxed and STDmaxxed then fucked a 7 stacylite, sfter all said and done shes at a 5.5 maybe 4.5 if you did well. So the foids standards go from 7+ to drop to about 6+ maybe 5+. This may seem small on an individual level but if you get plenty of sexual partners, like say 100-150 in a year and about say 400 people stsrt smearmaxxing and STDmaxxing. Thats about 50,000 foids whose standards lowered. the more of us catch on the better that dating market becomes.

TLDR: Smear poop on your dick to save society 🦤
 
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dnrd wtf
 
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okay nigga
 
Ok
 
She sniffed me and puked. What now?
 
And users think I’m retardation
 
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dumb =/= Funny
 
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sub 99 iq humour
 
sub 99 iq humour
Most normalfags are sub 99 iq, and is the one thing on the forum that should not be gatekept and instead should be mainstream, more smearmaxxers and stdmaxxers, looks inflation drops down by alot.
 
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