Draco's Guide to Slaying

[dracoreptile]

So you wanna end up in the girl's slumber party?



Listen.

My name

Is Tony Montana

And I am a Nicaraguan Prisoner of the Political Scandral.

Let me tell you how to slay 18yo Jailbaits.

When I was 13 I remember I look at the Ass and I say to myself, I want the Ass, I need the Ass.

Then I turn 14 and I say, I want the Handie, I require Handies.

Then I turn 15 and I tell my German friend I need the Blojob. I Must have the blowjob.

So I take out my 5 Handies and then I hit up the Jailbaits for the Blowjobs.

It does not work.











In This Guide I Will Teach You How To Ascend in 9 Easy Steps

1. Move to Morrocco and walk into the Palace of Prince Moulay Rachid the II of Morrocco

2. Take photos inside wearing normal clothing. Upload them to your Tiktok

3. Find any Morrocan female and marry her. Claim you Prefer Islam but are a Catholic.

4. Girls from Morroco Suck YoUR COCCO

5. Have a Son, name him Badr

6. Legally change yours and his last name to Hari

 

[Korea]

 

[AlexBrown84]

Hmmm

Not east asian , don’t want