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okay so this was my first time trying lean, right? took a sip, started feeling all slow-mo and wavy like i was in a movie scene.
texted this girl all deep like “you and me, we’re destiny. the universe chose us for greatness.” felt like a god or something.
next day i’m waiting for the reply, and she hits me with “wtf bro, are you okay?”
i tried to play it cool and said “nah fam, just speaking the truth.”
she hasn’t replied since and i’m pretty sure i crossed from “cute” to “creepy” real quick. lesson learned — lean don’t mix with texting crushes.
texted this girl all deep like “you and me, we’re destiny. the universe chose us for greatness.” felt like a god or something.
next day i’m waiting for the reply, and she hits me with “wtf bro, are you okay?”
i tried to play it cool and said “nah fam, just speaking the truth.”
she hasn’t replied since and i’m pretty sure i crossed from “cute” to “creepy” real quick. lesson learned — lean don’t mix with texting crushes.
