drank lean for the first time, ended up telling a girl i was the chosen one

[gasstationcart]

okay so this was my first time trying lean, right? took a sip, started feeling all slow-mo and wavy like i was in a movie scene.

texted this girl all deep like “you and me, we’re destiny. the universe chose us for greatness.” felt like a god or something.

next day i’m waiting for the reply, and she hits me with “wtf bro, are you okay?”

i tried to play it cool and said “nah fam, just speaking the truth.”

she hasn’t replied since and i’m pretty sure i crossed from “cute” to “creepy” real quick. lesson learned — lean don’t mix with texting crushes.

 

[gasstationcart]

bump

 

[PsiIocybin]

texted this girl all deep like “you and me, we’re destiny. the universe chose us for greatness.” felt like a god or something.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

okay so this was my first time trying lean, right? took a sip, started feeling all slow-mo and wavy like i was in a movie scene.

texted this girl all deep like “you and me, we’re destiny. the universe chose us for greatness.” felt like a god or something.

next day i’m waiting for the reply, and she hits me with “wtf bro, are you okay?”

i tried to play it cool and said “nah fam, just speaking the truth.”

she hasn’t replied since and i’m pretty sure i crossed from “cute” to “creepy” real quick. lesson learned — lean don’t mix with texting crushes.

never text on substances

 

[gasstationcart]

never text on substances

it does help me sometimes but yeah sometimes i also get dumb as fuck