Dreamed I had a big penis

[Vermilioncore]

I dreamed my penis was extra large and I was ready to fuck.

When I awoke, the opposite was true; I had a small penis and have no one to fuck.

Sad shit, man.

 

[Deleted member 3832]

I had a dream about walking naked in the streets and flashing my dick to 2 blonde girls. I remember that I kept putting lube on my dick when I was walking around naked jfl.

 

[Lifelet]

I can stretch my dick to like 3 feet in my dreams. If only this converted over

 

[Vermilioncore]

I can stretch my dick to like 3 feet in my dreams. If only this converted over

Gallons of dick man

 

[fakemeta.]

Gallons and fucking gallons of pennies are worth more than me, man.

 

[25thpercentile human]

my life is just a nightmare

 

[Lifelet]

Gallons of dick man

12 inches to a yard make em scream like a retard

 

[Vermilioncore]

12 inches to a yard make em scream like a retard

Makes them scream like a burned nigger bear

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[ShredPill]

No dreams for your dick