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This tbh.So we wanted the Soviets. Communists. We weren't so much worried about China at that time. A huge shithole. Japan, ugh, arrogant Chinese islanders. But the Soviets were the problem. Alaska? Too close to our shorelines. So we collaborated with Germany. The good o' Nazis! We were clever sons of bitches.
The deal was, "Hitler, take the Soviets from the west, and south if you can, we'll take them from the east and north." But ugh. Shit happened. Japan.
So as we dealt with that bullshit, more shit started happening. The news from OUR Jews about Hitler's resentment against the wealthy societies began spreading among the filthy rich. This wasn't a Jew thing. It was a wealthy thing. Hitler believed these wealthy people were going to fuck this world apart. But he also had that grudge against France.
Anyway, shit kept happening. The rich people needed the Nazis exterminated. That ideology was spreading faster than Herpes at a Jim Carrey private party. They made us a really good sweet, DELICIOUS deal. So we did what America was founded upon—betrayal.
We fucked Hitler. And we knew if that little hobbit lives and tells the story, ugh, doesn't look good for us. So we bombed the fuck out of Germany.
However, the Soviets received intel that we did collaborate with Hitler. And ever since then, there's been much hostility between these two nations.