Drinking Dr Pepper right now

[Vermilioncore]

Thirsty as fuck. When I’m thirsty I drink soda instead of water

 

[Matthias8272]

Ate some cornflakes, they're dog shit

 

[Deleted member 17763]

the sun has set and I can finally take my subhuman face out of my apartment thanks to the cover of darkness. I’m gonna get some food and snacks what should I pick up?

 

[andy9432]

I stopped drinking plain water years and only coca cola and this is my physique

 

[Deleted member 13332]

I will redeem myself a mcchicken

 

[Vermilioncore]

I will redeem myself a mcchicken

Hurry. Do it and send photo you know the drill

 

[Vermilioncore]

Ate some cornflakes, they're dog shit

Why you eat them then

 

[Deleted member 13332]

Hurry. Do it and send photo you know the drill

My asshole is about to shit but I will hold it down and then shit in toilet with more pleasure

 

[Deleted member 13332]

Raaape !!!

 

[Matthias8272]

Why you eat them then

Because I was hungry but too lazy to make poridge

 

[DwayneWhite55]

Because I was hungry but too lazy to make poridge

What country still makes poridge lol that's a old ass word here in US

 

[Matthias8272]

What country still makes poridge lol that's a old ass word here in US

new zealand

 

[Vermilioncore]

What country still makes poridge lol that's a old ass word here in US

Fucking colonial 1700s George Washington shit

 

[Vermilioncore]

My asshole is about to shit but I will hold it down and then shit in toilet with more pleasure

I took a nasty grimy goblin shit in the ward. Stunk that bathroom up. Feel sorry for the dumb Filipina slut who has to clean that shitty mess up jfl. I never pick up the seat when I piss. I piss all over like a wild goose

 

[duck]

I took a nasty grimy goblin shit in the ward. Stunk that bathroom up. Feel sorry for the dumb Filipina slut who has to clean that shitty mess up jfl. I never pick up the seat when I piss. I piss all over like a wild goose

my shit today consisted of a stench that smelt similar to a local eastern european distillery. i believe i could bottle up the smell and sell them as salts to powerlifters.

 

[CFW432]

As long as you don't consume copious amounts of sodium daily, you should be fine.

 

[Vermilioncore]

my shit today consisted of a stench that smelt similar to a local eastern european distillery. i believe i could bottle up the smell and sell them as salts to powerlifters.

You ever notice how diarrhea smells different than usual shit? It’s like sweet or fruity with a hint of sick disease. Brutal innit

 

[duck]

You ever notice how diarrhea smells different than usual shit? It’s like sweet or fruity with a hint of sick disease. Brutal innit

very fruity, usual shit smells worse. i look forward to colon wrecking shits of destruction tbh.

 

[traveler]

mirin

soda is good

 

[andy9432]

I drink 1 monster daily and atleast 1L of coca cola daily. Absolutely 0 water. Water is a meme

 

[Deleted member 19157]

there is no smell more intoxicating than the smell of ur own filth i cant lie