monecel
Also known as morphcel
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Hear me out here. There are some people that actually genuinely care about you. To see who the real ones are, you can drive your car into a wall or pillar. Ideally, you want people to hear about it, and if people are very concerned then it will give you leverage (48 laws of power right here) which you can use to get things like loans you normally wouldn't be able to. Dark triad type stuff. You can also blame any wrongdoings of your own on hitting your head from the accident or being stressed. Make sure to take pictures of your totalled car.
