Driving test tomorrow

[coispet]

Fucking shitting it

Wish me luck

Any UKcels got any good tips?

 

[Smirky]

If the guy is inside your car while your driving, you could potentially run over people and then crash your car to kill yourself and the guy next to you. Or maybe not.

 

[LancasteR]

If the guy is inside your car while your driving, you could potentially run over people and then crash your car to kill yourself and the guy next to you. Or maybe not.

what

 

[stamaster21]

Fucking shitting it

Wish me luck

Any UKcels got any good tips?

just relax and stay calm focus on diriving, look at signs and watch out for people.

 

[Deleted member 57464]

imagien you are in grand theft aut

 

[coispet]

just relax and stay calm focus on diriving, look at signs and watch out for people.

Thank you bro, looking at the signs is always my problem I keep staring at stuff

 

[i_love_roosters]

Fucking shitting it

Wish me luck

Any UKcels got any good tips?

Yeah, don't crash

 

[The Grinch]

Have some Whiskey before the test, it will calm your nerves

 

[vrilmaxxer]

just drive

 

[coispet]

Have some Whiskey before the test, it will calm your nerves

I’m gonna have a banana

 

[coispet]

just drive

Bro thinks I’m Ryan gosling

 

[vrilmaxxer]

Bro thinks I’m Ryan gosling

i see ur a pakicel, where from?

 

[coispet]

i see ur a pakicel, where from?

Was born in Belgium, came to London after living there for 5 years, but my ethnic origins are Gujarati, Pakistan in Punjab province

 

[_MVP_]

my ethnic origins are Gujarati, Pakistan in Punjab province

Slayaaaa

 

[coispet]

Slayaaaa

Thanks bhai

Also why are you on every driving test thread JFL

 

[_MVP_]

Thanks bhai

Also why are you on every driving test thread JFL

I got traumatized by it

 

[Deleted member 46986]

i used xan for mine

 

[j05]

did u pass it?? @coisbhai

 

[coispet]

did u pass it?? @coisbhai

No…

I failed with one major, which was progress

I accepted my fail because it was my fault for not speeding up at one point, had no minors but they gave me a major since I was slowing down for some reason and a queue of cars was behind me the next second without even realising

It’s a shame because everything else went perfect, oh well though, got a new test soon

 

[Deleted member 20399]

just relax and stay calm focus on diriving, look at signs and watch out for people.

BONE CHILLING

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I absolutely hated driving lessons
Failed test first time cos mounted curb jfl, and apparently accumulated another fail from "not slowing down early enough at junctions"

Passed second test even though I thought I'd failed right at the start, cos I was pulling into a road and some car coming towards me was indicating, so I thought they were turning into the road, but they just hadn't cancelled their indicator, but they only had to slow for me slightly and the examiner took into account they were indicating.
Then I had to drive on the pavement at one point cos the road was fully blocked lol
And another time I had to cut across multiple lanes in a traffic light roundabout when coming in from a side road and thought I fucked up

 

[coispet]

I absolutely hated driving lessons
Failed test first time cos mounted curb jfl, and apparently accumulated another fail from "not slowing down early enough at junctions"

Passed second test even though I thought I'd failed right at the start, cos I was pulling into a road and some car coming towards me was indicating, so I thought they were turning into the road, but they just hadn't cancelled their indicator, but they only had to slow for me slightly and the examiner took into account they were indicating.
Then I had to drive on the pavement at one point cos the road was fully blocked lol
And another time I had to cut across multiple lanes in a traffic light roundabout when coming in from a side road and thought I fucked up

At least you’ve passed now

I have a test soon, and a driving lesson on Monday, i fucking hate them, I despise all instructors and wish death upon them, I’ve had 6 instructors in total, 4 of them were scammers (they conned me out of 10 lessons worth of money and half the time they stopped me and were explaining theory to me, even though I had passed my theory first time and didn’t start lessons until after I started), the 5th one was a stupid faggot that just violated my driving for the few lessons I had him, my current one is the best one since he passed my mum

 

[optimisticzoomer]

At least you’ve passed now

I have a test soon, and a driving lesson on Monday, i fucking hate them, I despise all instructors and wish death upon them, I’ve had 6 instructors in total, 4 of them were scammers (they conned me out of 10 lessons worth of money and half the time they stopped me and were explaining theory to me, even though I had passed my theory first time and didn’t start lessons until after I started), the 5th one was a stupid faggot that just violated my driving for the few lessons I had him, my current one is the best one since he passed my mum

I had 3. The first one got a brain tumour and so I stopped lessons for ages, the second was some funny Iranian, the third was a woman who was the first guy's sister

 

[coispet]

I had 3. The first one got a brain tumour and so I stopped lessons for ages, the second was some funny Iranian, the third was a woman who was the first guy's sister

Mine were all pakjeets and fishy bengals

Current one is Indian, fuck with him the most, teaches you like a son type shit, plus he only charges us £30 an hour since he’s a family friend and helped my mum pass her test around a decade or so ago

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Mine were all pakjeets and fishy bengals

Current one is Indian, fuck with him the most, teaches you like a son type shit, plus he only charges us £30 an hour since he’s a family friend and helped my mum pass her test around a decade or so ago

Do you live in Leicester?

 

[coispet]

Do you live in Leicester?

No, I live in London

 

[optimisticzoomer]

No, I live in London

I had my first test in pinner

 

[coispet]

I had my first test in pinner

My first one is where I actually live so I won’t say

But my examiner was this 88 year old army veteran stupid fuck was discouraging too

My next one is gonna be Isleworth, it’s the easiest I’ve heard and the routes I’m doing with my instructor and very very easy

 

[j05]

No…

I failed with one major, which was progress

I accepted my fail because it was my fault for not speeding up at one point, had no minors but they gave me a major since I was slowing down for some reason and a queue of cars was behind me the next second without even realising

It’s a shame because everything else went perfect, oh well though, got a new test soon

same jfl i’ve failed twice. i think doing the test in ur own car if u have one is better than the instructors car

 

[j05]

@coisbhai @ldar = cope custom title will be you soon