smackstallion
I don’t care if she’s pregnant i want in
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Hello guys, nobody asked for this but i’m going to be explaining how to drug deal safely & without risk. (will have summaries of what i said after every paragraph if it’s too long)
it’s essentially just an illegal retail business. Depending on what your selling you can amass quite a lot of money in a short amount of time, weather it be weed, coke, pills etc.
We’re gonna stick with weed for the sake of this thread
step 1 (clientele): people always struggle here because they assume people already have their plugs, albeit, most people will, but if you can convince someone your smoke is better then somebody else’s why wouldn’t they come to you?
based off of my personal experience i can confidently say the easiest type of customer to retain is the GOTH/EMO girls, due to the fact that they are “sooo depressed and just wanna smoke to forget things”
summary: find people to sell it to.
Step 2(Promotion and handling) whilst writing this i’ve realised some people’s parents will NOT be cool with this, so i will tell you the best ways to avoid parents and to get your product out there.
If you can’t just have it lying around your house, put it in a container and stash it somewhere near your house, or if you don’t trust that, just put it in a smell proof bag and hide it in your room
>Make a new account on snapchat if yours isn’t already popping from step 1
>Add a few people you know of irl so your quick add will be orientated with people from the same sort of area
>Ask them if they smoke, wont get anywhere without asking
>If they do, happy days, start charming them into believing your smokes gods greatest gift.
>if they don’t, move on, someone definitely will
(if for some reason you don’t want to do this step you can just tell all your friends to tell their friends)
with the 14g-28g youve bought, try aim to sell this all in grams, you can do deals to be a reputation dealer although may not make as much, or you can be the dealer who doesn’t do deals and maximises profit.
Lmk if there’s anything i missed bhais
it’s essentially just an illegal retail business. Depending on what your selling you can amass quite a lot of money in a short amount of time, weather it be weed, coke, pills etc.
We’re gonna stick with weed for the sake of this thread
step 1 (clientele): people always struggle here because they assume people already have their plugs, albeit, most people will, but if you can convince someone your smoke is better then somebody else’s why wouldn’t they come to you?
based off of my personal experience i can confidently say the easiest type of customer to retain is the GOTH/EMO girls, due to the fact that they are “sooo depressed and just wanna smoke to forget things”
summary: find people to sell it to.
Step 2(Promotion and handling) whilst writing this i’ve realised some people’s parents will NOT be cool with this, so i will tell you the best ways to avoid parents and to get your product out there.
If you can’t just have it lying around your house, put it in a container and stash it somewhere near your house, or if you don’t trust that, just put it in a smell proof bag and hide it in your room
>Make a new account on snapchat if yours isn’t already popping from step 1
>Add a few people you know of irl so your quick add will be orientated with people from the same sort of area
>Ask them if they smoke, wont get anywhere without asking
>If they do, happy days, start charming them into believing your smokes gods greatest gift.
>if they don’t, move on, someone definitely will
(if for some reason you don’t want to do this step you can just tell all your friends to tell their friends)
with the 14g-28g youve bought, try aim to sell this all in grams, you can do deals to be a reputation dealer although may not make as much, or you can be the dealer who doesn’t do deals and maximises profit.
Lmk if there’s anything i missed bhais
