Drunk af - didn’t slay! 49 yr old partying

[powerliftercoco]

I’ve never been so drunk in my 49 years of life.

Fuck. Cant move from bed

Fucked up last night. Saw hella girls too, couldn’t approach cuz of alcohol.

 

[tokaeyyer]

boi

 

[powerliftercoco]

boi

Came home with a girl, didn’t fuck and she left already, called a taxi

I can’t move lol I messed up

 

[tokaeyyer]

Came home with a girl, didn’t fuck and she left already, called a taxi

I can’t move lol I messed up

how do you get here to come to your home and not fuck jfl

 

[powerliftercoco]

how do you get here to come to your home and not fuck jfl

I don’t even fucking know. She also took a pic of me laying in bed.

Probably sent it to her groupchat and got laughed at.

Rip me

 

[powerliftercoco]

Fuck I’m sad now

I should have approached that pretty bitch I saw.

Not coming across her again this summer, she doesn’t go out enough

 

[subhuman929]

you are not 49

 

[powerliftercoco]

you are not 49

How do you know

I’ll prove it

 

[PoopyFartGamer]

Unc ur almost 50. What are u doing?Shouldn't u be with ur grandchildren?

 

[powerliftercoco]

YongueUnc ur almost 50. What are u doing?Shouldn't u be with ur grandchildren?

Ok so?

Can I not try to get girls in the meantime?

20 year olds especially

 

[PoopyFartGamer]

Ya u shouldn't, it's embarrassing . Especially if ur gonna complain abt it in a forum full of kids less than half ur age

 

[powerliftercoco]

Ya u shouldn't, it's embarrassing . Especially if ur gonna complain abt it in a forum full of kids less than half ur age

That’s your life in the future.

You are seeing what you will become.

I was like you back in 1985. Look at me now

 

[WhyNotMe_]

are you fr 49 lol

 

[powerliftercoco]

are you fr 49 lol

I’m not that old, I’m really not.

Once you get into your 40s you don’t change. You’ll always be a kid, with wrinkles and shit. But still a kid.

It’s over

 

[wristcel]

I’m not that old, I’m really not.

Once you get into your 40s you don’t change. You’ll always be a kid, with wrinkles and shit. But still a kid.

It’s over

I listened too a podcast many years ago with some evolutionary psychologist or something, and he said that most men tend to stay at around age 15 all of their lives, mentally. Very little actually changes other than how you look. When I think about it and look around at my friends I think it might be true lol

ps - i'm a mega oldcel too. LIKe amnesia and a few others. And I still love going out and trying to pull girls, and even my ugly ass sometimes pulls a fairly hot teenager or early 20's girl! Gets harder and harder but just gotta keep going! it's a numbers game!

 

[powerliftercoco]

I listened too a podcast many years ago with some evolutionary psychologist or something, and he said that most men tend to stay at around age 15 all of their lives, mentally. Very little actually changes other than how you look. When I think about it and look around at my friends I think it might be true lol

ps - i'm a mega oldcel too. LIKe amnesia and a few others. And I still love going out and trying to pull girls, and even my ugly ass sometimes pulls a fairly hot teenager or early 20's girl! Gets harder and harder but just gotta keep going! it's a numbers game!

That’s fucking crazy, what a great fucking message brah.

Facts on facts on facts

That’s life

 

[Foreverbrad]

I’m oldcel but I’m trucel, guess you guys must have been chads in your prime.

 

[wristcel]

I’m oldcel but I’m trucel, guess you guys must have been chads in your prime.

"31yo - 6'2" - 90kg - 17%BF - LTN (sans beard fraud)) - slay count 48"
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mogs me!

 

[WhyNotMe_]

I’m not that old, I’m really not.

Once you get into your 40s you don’t change. You’ll always be a kid, with wrinkles and shit. But still a kid.

It’s over

Don't you have kids?

 

[powerliftercoco]

"31yo - 6'2" - 90kg - 17%BF - LTN (sans beard fraud)) - slay count 48"
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mogs me!

Crazy frame man come on!

Never shave pill, not even once pill

mogger

 

[powerliftercoco]

Don't you have kids?

Shit they might be on the forum now that I think about it

Nah they’re too young for that

I think?

 

[WhyNotMe_]

Shit they might be on the forum now that I think about it

Nah they’re too young for that

I think?

If you have kids happy for you bro that's my only dream when i'm 20+

 

[wristcel]

Crazy frame man come on!

Never shave pill, not even once pill

mogger

they're not my stats to be clear! they're the stats of that guy who claimed to be 'trucel' depsite being a slayer lol

 

[powerliftercoco]

they're not my stats to be clear! they're the stats of that guy who claimed to be 'trucel' depsite being a slayer lol

Oh fuck

Bro claiming trucel with 48 slays?

Man wtf hahaha

What am I then?

 

[WhyNotMe_]

Oh fuck

Bro claiming trucel with 48 slays?

Man wtf hahaha

What am I then?

Do you have any life lessons or tips to tell ?

 

[powerliftercoco]

If you have kids happy for you bro that's my only dream when i'm 20+

Is it?

I never wanted kids, if they turn out as fucked as me that’s sad, I’d feel guilty. Wouldn’t you want them to be different from you? Idk, topic is controversial.

 

[wristcel]

Is it?

I never wanted kids, if they turn out as fucked as me that’s sad, I’d feel guilty. Wouldn’t you want them to be different from you? Idk, topic is controversial.

i never wanted kids either! All my friends and stuff are constantly mega stressed out since having kids. Seems like hell!
I might have one or 2 somewhere, though. Had a fair few one night stands and have never worn a condom lol

 

[powerliftercoco]

Do you have any life lessons or tips to tell ?

Go out

Never rot at home. Even if you feel like the plan is shit, just do. Just act, do everything.

I regret not doing enough, it’s my biggest regret actually

 

[goyimslayer]

Go out

Never rot at home. Even if you feel like the plan is shit, just do. Just act, do everything.

I regret not doing enough, it’s my biggest regret actually

are you actually 49 lol, you gotta be joking

 

[powerliftercoco]

i never wanted kids either! All my friends and stuff are constantly mega stressed out since having kids. Seems like hell!
I might have one or 2 somewhere, though. Had a fair few one night stands and have never worn a condom lol

I never wear one either, just don’t cum lmao

Kids are tough man, but again, what are you gonna do when you are 60? You ain’t fucking slaying, you gotta live your old life through them.

It’s the only reason

 

[powerliftercoco]

are you actually 49 lol, you gotta be joking

Oldcel

It’s over It never began actually.

Just kidding life is good guys keep pushing

 

[Iraniancel]

I’m oldcel but I’m trucel, guess you guys must have been chads in your prime.

"slay count 48"

are you actually 49 lol, you gotta be joking

he is larping btw

 

[powerliftercoco]

"slay count 48"

he is larping btw

Yeah I’m not 49.

I’m older than everyone though, that is true