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was out with friends and got fucked up like a bitch!!! we went to a bar and a girl we know was there with her friends celebrating her birthday and i know one of the girls/have her ig. she was sitting about 3m away from me. kept texting her “lets make out” and telling her she bad. she didnt even see the messages until morning cause her phone was off. i apologised but she said its lwk funny and she fw it. fuck my life
 
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was out with friends and got fucked up like a bitch!!! we went to a bar and a girl we know was there with her friends celebrating her birthday and i know one of the girls/have her ig. she was sitting about 3m away from me. kept texting her “lets make out” and telling her she bad. she didnt even see the messages until morning cause her phone was off. i apologised but she said its lwk funny and she fw it. fuck my life
If she found that funny that means it's time to shoot the shot
 
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was out with friends and got fucked up like a bitch!!! we went to a bar and a girl we know was there with her friends celebrating her birthday and i know one of the girls/have her ig. she was sitting about 3m away from me. kept texting her “lets make out” and telling her she bad. she didnt even see the messages until morning cause her phone was off. i apologised but she said its lwk funny and she fw it. fuck my life
You fumbled
 
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u think? i woke up at 3 and i was hungover so no way i coulda done anything. what should have i done
She told you she fucks with it maybe that's her flirting
 
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She told you she fucks with it maybe that's her flirting
imma js drunk text her again. i think she fw me tho, i dmed her once using a chatgpt pickup line and asked “would ts work on u” and she said yea, so idk
 
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imma js drunk text her again. i think she fw me tho, i dmed her once using a chatgpt pickup line and asked “would ts work on u” and she said yea, so idk
What would you rate her and yourself
 
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i got rated hmtn on here so i guess that? for her i have no idea cause i cant rate for shit
Go for it and if she rejects you just block her and watch a movie or some shit to forget
 
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Go for it and if she rejects you just block her and watch a movie or some shit to forget
might. i’ll try to ascend to HTN first, although i think people perceive me as that due to my height anyways. fuck it, worst case scenario imma js drunk text her again
 
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Lol my dumbass drunk texts on here, I stg I'll put a lock on my phone when drunk so I can't post some stupid shit
 
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Lol my dumbass drunk texts on here, I stg I'll put a lock on my phone when drunk so I can't post some stupid shit
omm might do this. this the 6th time or sumn. i even drunk texted my momma once. im a chud retard
 
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One time I got drunk and I tried calling my ex she didnt answer so I put my phone away turns out she called me back as soon as I put my phone in my pocket I dodged a bullet icl
 
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omm might do this. this the 6th time or sumn. i even drunk texted my momma once. im a chud retard
Nah I'm kinda embarassed about being drunk in front of my parents lol, I've never blown my cover.
 
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One time I got drunk and I tried calling my ex she didnt answer so I put my phone away turns out she called me back as soon as I put my phone in my pocket I dodged a bullet icl
i mean shit, if she THAT horrible, phew. if she bad, fuck. hotel, trivago
 
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Nah I'm kinda embarassed about being drunk in front of my parents lol, I've never blown my cover.
same bru, my mom didnt even know i was a drunk back then. now she dont gaf no more. she hate me
 
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When I did phenibut + alcohol combo, I came home at 9am, still drunk as shit, and collected myself for like 15 mins in my yard just to walk inside and say "hello" to my mother with a serious and casual face, because I was drunk as shit. She started asking me where I were and all that and I just walked upstairs ignoring her lol because I was scared if I open my mouth she will realize I was drunk as shit
 
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When I did phenibut + alcohol combo, I came home at 9am, still drunk as shit, and collected myself for like 15 mins in my yard just to walk inside and say "hello" to my mother with a serious and casual face, because I was drunk and shit. She started asking me where I were and all that and I just walked upstairs ignoring her lol because I was scared if I open my mouth she will realize I was drunk as shit
realest shit i ever heard. came home at 5am once, i was ready to get my ass beat. mom was even gettin ready for work. she genuinely didnt care. like she lost all hope with me
 
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realest shit i ever heard. came home at 5am once, i was ready to get my ass beat. mom was even gettin ready for work. she genuinely didnt care. like she lost all hope with me
My parents don't really care aswell lol, my dad used to always ask at friday nights if I'm going out and that I should party when I'm young.
 
My parents don't really care aswell lol, my dad used to always ask at friday nights if I'm going out and that I should party when I'm young.
he looking out for u
 
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Asked 5 EUR yesterday for taxi and my dad just casually sent me 30 lmao, how fucking spoiled am I....
 
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realest shit i ever heard. came home at 5am once, i was ready to get my ass beat. mom was even gettin ready for work. she genuinely didnt care. like she lost all hope with me
One time I got extremely drunk and had to walk a mile and a half home and I went inside and my dad was getting ready for work standing right there and I said to him in the most slurred voice ever "I was on a morning walk" then I airballed him and walked in the bathroom that shit got me grounded for 2 weeks
 
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One time I got extremely drunk and had to walk a mile and a half home and I went inside and my dad was getting ready for work standing right there and I said to him in the most slurred voice ever "I was on a morning walk" then I airballed him and walked in the bathroom that shit got me grounded for 2 weeks
im crying bru, that shit is real asf. first few times goin out i came home at 2:30 instead of 2. mom lectured me till 4:30 then started gettin ready for work cause quote “i cant be in this house with you”
 
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At least she said it was funny brah
 
im crying bru, that shit is real asf. first few times goin out i came home at 2:30 instead of 2. mom lectured me till 4:30 then started gettin ready for work cause quote “i cant be in this house with you”
Bro that time I walked in at 7am:lul::lul::lul:
 
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One time I got extremely drunk and had to walk a mile and a half home and I went inside and my dad was getting ready for work standing right there and I said to him in the most slurred voice ever "I was on a morning walk" then I airballed him and walked in the bathroom that shit got me grounded for 2 weeks
LOL
 
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imma js drunk text her again. i think she fw me tho, i dmed her once using a chatgpt pickup line and asked “would ts work on u” and she said yea, so idk
yk what, what do i gotta lose? fuck it
She wants you bro trust me. You gotta hit her with the "Ngl I've been thinking bout you", trust
 
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A week ago when I was drinking, I spent the night at my friends house because I had no money for taxi, his grandpa walked in at the morning and started making a fire under the furnace with some wood, everytime he picked up a log he was breathing like he was performing an extremely hard physical task.

He was putting in effort so me and my friend could be in warm while we 2 drunk ass losers were sleeping on the couch:lul:
 
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She wants you bro trust me. You gotta hit her with the "Ngl I've been thinking bout you", trust
put it on ur life she want me and this shit will work
 
Fuck man,seems like I'm the only one who stays inside home all day
I haven't gone outside to some cool place more than once in four months :feelswhy:
 
put it on ur life she want me and this shit will work
Trust me bro the line "I've been thinking about you" activates something in the female mind if she thinks you're cute, which there is a 70-80% chance she does because she thought the drunk texting was funny. I've used it 4 times and it has worked every time
 
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A week ago when I was drinking, I spent the night at my friends house because I had no money for taxi, his grandpa walked in at the morning and started making a fire under the furnace with some wood, everytime he picked up a log he was breathing like he was performing an extremely hard physical task.

He was putting in effort so me and my friend could be in warm while we 2 drunk ass losers were sleeping on the couch:lul:
This is a true Tartu moment my fathers cousin owns a farm there and every weekend there'd be some kid coming back drunk as shit and we'd take care of them
 
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This is a true Tartu moment my fathers cousin owns a farm there and every weekend there'd be some kid coming back drunk as shit and we'd take care of them
Yeah bro the college nightlife is crazy here:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Been thinking about Tartu as an exchange student but I gotta improve my Estonian first lol but I'm deep in it
Bro it's amazing all exchange students have said they love it here, come here and we'll hit the clubs together lmao
 
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Fuck man,seems like I'm the only one who stays inside home all day
I haven't gone outside to some cool place more than once in four months :feelswhy:
i used to be like this (still am honestly, cause ball take up my time) but been out due to injury and went out 3 times. great times, i love it
 
kept texting her “lets make out” and telling her she bad. she didnt even see the messages until morning cause her phone was off. i apologised
but she said its lwk funny and she fw it.
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