Dubai chocolate theory

[theblueprints]

I’ve genuinely been questioning the existence of Dubai chocolate recently. Who the hell genuinely eats this shit, and why is it everywhere?

I was in nyc for a couple days and every store has some Dubai chocolate type of item whether it’s ice cream or cookie. LITTERALLY every store.

I think it’s an industry plant to keep us fatter and stupider

 

[𝔒𝔯𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔠𝔢𝔩]

Americans are so fat and stupid they are on the path to becoming wall-e humans

 

[asdvek]

What even is that? First time hearing it

 

[LowTierBateman]

I’ve genuinely been questioning the existence of Dubai chocolate recently. Who the hell genuinely eats this shit, and why is it everywhere?

I was in nyc for a couple days and every store has some Dubai chocolate type of item whether it’s ice cream or cookie. LITTERALLY every store.

I think it’s an industry plant to keep us fatter and stupider

We all eat dubai chocolate while watching clavicular jestergoon all over foids

 

[lyre]

dubai chocolate is just basic marketing

when most people think of dubai today

they don't think about slavery or model toilets

they think of pistachio chocolate

 

[topology]

What even is that? First time hearing it

Google is free.

 

[Trevor Wonter]

Google is free.

looksmax.org is free too

 

[topology]

looksmax.org is free too

Not for Master.

 

[Trevor Wonter]

Not for Master.

good thing none of us are master

 

[topology]

good thing none of us are master

Right.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

I’ve seen foids (esp sheboons) comment this under posts of handsome Arab and curry men. Didn’t know Dubai chocolate was a real thing

 

[lyre]

I’ve seen foids (esp sheboons) comment this under posts of handsome Arab and curry men.

that's funny ngl

 

[iblamefranklin]

I’ve genuinely been questioning the existence of Dubai chocolate recently. Who the hell genuinely eats this shit, and why is it everywhere?

I was in nyc for a couple days and every store has some Dubai chocolate type of item whether it’s ice cream or cookie. LITTERALLY every store.

I think it’s an industry plant to keep us fatter and stupider

water

 

[koalaboy999]

I’ve genuinely been questioning the existence of Dubai chocolate recently. Who the hell genuinely eats this shit, and why is it everywhere?

I was in nyc for a couple days and every store has some Dubai chocolate type of item whether it’s ice cream or cookie. LITTERALLY every store.

I think it’s an industry plant to keep us fatter and stupider

media food

 

[desperatesub5]

I’ve genuinely been questioning the existence of Dubai chocolate recently. Who the hell genuinely eats this shit, and why is it everywhere?

I was in nyc for a couple days and every store has some Dubai chocolate type of item whether it’s ice cream or cookie. LITTERALLY every store.

I think it’s an industry plant to keep us fatter and stupider

Dubai chocolate is a way for the government to shift the masses attention

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I’ve genuinely been questioning the existence of Dubai chocolate recently. Who the hell genuinely eats this shit, and why is it everywhere?

I was in nyc for a couple days and every store has some Dubai chocolate type of item whether it’s ice cream or cookie. LITTERALLY every store.

I think it’s an industry plant to keep us fatter and stupider

Its probably actually healthier than Snickers and shit. It's just pistachio butter inside the chocolate.

 

[theblueprints]

What even is that? First time hearing it

Basically a mix of pistachios and chocolate.

It got popularized because of TikTok, influencers using it for clout. It’s also extremely overpriced 30 dollars for a little ass candy bar. It’s like those popular jelly fruits from 2020, idk if you remember them

it’s just proof the general masses will spend money on stupid shit

 

[ProBono]

dubai chocolate is popular because of its popularity, tiktok algo fully shilled this shit at one point

 

[AnTonieX]

You are correct, it was an industry planted product that turned to a forced meme on tik tok. And it worked because it makes the puppets become fat and weak, and makes them love Dubai.