Dude girls with BOYFRIENDS are legit dm’ing me and telling me they’re in love with my selfie

[swaggyp1]

I tell them I can’t give them my number, since I don’t talk to girls with boyfriends

But then they say we can exchange numbers and just be friends

But then they start saying things friends don’t say

 

[Wallenberg]

Yeah those Colombian prostitutes are in love with you

 

[swaggyp1]

Yeah those Colombian prostitutes are in love with you

I’m a popular influencer on social media

 

[IhateDentists]

I’m a popular influencer on social media

@ or larp