Dude I just did a pre-recorded interview

You’re doing this but cant diet bud:ogre:
He's a fat fuck who burnt out from starving

A light deficit would be maintainable.
 
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You’re doing this but cant diet bud:ogre:
Nogga summer starts in 2.5 months I can get my goal in 2 months just trust the process once I’m not sick fasting will be easy
 
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I had to put a filter onto mine :PepeLaugh:
 
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can we see or no
 
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He's a fat fuck who burnt out from starving

A light deficit would be maintainable.
Ykw ok @Node pick between these calorie limits per day
1. 300
2. 500
3. 1000
 
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Nogga summer starts in 2.5 months I can get my goal in 2 months just trust the process once I’m not sick fasting will be easy
You can get sick at any time
Also 2 months is not that much time
You’re burning more calories while sick since you dont exercise, its an opportunity
 
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Suck my dick I’ll starve soon
“Soon” = “never cause I dont have any rules and want my poke slop”
 
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“Soon” = “never cause I dont have any rules and want my poke slop”
He's not responding so he's probably drowning himself in cheetos and takis and other american bullshit.
 
You can get sick at any time
Also 2 months is not that much time
You’re burning more calories while sick since you dont exercise, its an opportunity
No?
“Soon” = “never cause I dont have any rules and want my poke slop”
nigga I legit threw up in the restaurant your acting like I want to eat
 
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No?

nigga I legit threw up in the restaurant your acting like I want to eat
Node
 
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Wtf do you mean “no”?:lul: I said a statement, you verifiably will burn more calories right now if you are sick

You ate before you threw up
Stop arguing about starving stupid losers.

Give up.

Chad burns calories through sex.
 
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You ate before you threw up
dude what no I sat down and I tried to take a bite but I couldn’t because I threw up
 
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dude what no I sat down and I tried to take a bite but I couldn’t because I threw up
what did you throw up then, you havent eaten in 2 days
If you didnt even take the bite how did you throw up when you have nothing in your stomach
 
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what did you throw up then, you havent eaten in 2 days
If you didnt even take the bite how did you throw up when you have nothing in your stomach
IM SICK NIGGER WTF
 
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IM SICK NIGGER WTF
ok now I know you’re larping, I’ve thrown up from fasts before and your timeline of events make no sense
 
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ok now I know you’re larping, I’ve thrown up from fasts before and your timeline of events make no sense
I wake up. Hearts beating like crazy all day. I go to a corner store and pick up a 180 calorie juice. Drink it all by the time I get to the poke restaurant. I walk in and order, then sit down. I open up the packaging and open it. I take my fork and try to bite but I get into a cold sweat. My mom described my face as a pale white. I felt like I was having a heart attack. I then start throwing up violently in the paper bag that my food came in.
 
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I wake up. Hearts beating like crazy all day. I go to a corner store and pick up a 180 calorie juice. Drink it all by the time I get to the poke restaurant. I walk in and order, then sit down. I open up the packaging and open it. I take my fork and try to bite but I get into a cold sweat. My mom described my face as a pale white. I felt like I was having a heart attack. I then start throwing up violently in the paper bag that my food came in.
Damn
 
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Holy I looked so subhuman

I looked uneven and the lens distortion was brutal bc I just held the camera up to my face like an aspie

And I didn't even bother re-recording

It's over

@valentine @Sayori @Node @Notcel @hax
I feel this bhai, no wonder they didn't hire me:feelswhy: because I looked subhuman
 
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