Dudes will do this and girls will call it “The Bare minimum” (Tales indeed)

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Dudes will construct a Time Machine, bring their girlfriend back in time to around 1933-1945 they will travel to a Nazi Fun camp full of happy folks and they will have sex in the gas chambers. Then he will proceed to take her back to the Time Machine where they travel back in time to see the Statue of Liberty being constructed whilst having sex….AGAIN, on the bare road below, then he will travel with her back to the future and proceed to buy her everything she wants, just for her to post a TikTok comment saying….



“Bare Minimum Btw”

Hope you enjoyed and have a good day!
 
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Wow. My girl is happy as long as i call her goodnight
 
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