Duke Dennis Stole My LTB

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It started at 14% body fat. I thought I was him. Mid hunter eyes, canthal tilt just positive enough, and a jawline that hit different under bathroom lighting. My girlfriend used to say I looked like a “younger Cillian Murphy.” Life was good… until he entered the server.


Duke Denis...... The Ultimate PSL God



6’4”, eye area recessed just enough to scream "testosterone poisoning." Negative canthal tilt but somehow still mogs me to gandy orbital bones so deep-set they looked carved by Roman gods. His bizygomatic width 88%? His FWHR? 2.06. His lower third? Literally textbook; his gonial angle was ~115°, the golden angle of truth. And the worst part? He had post-mewing results.


One day, she replied “jfl” to his face rating post. Then a 😭 emoji. Then no replies to my selfies at all. She started saying things like “your browridge isn’t that bad” and “I think eye area is more about expression than structure.” Coping. I knew that it was already over...


She left me that night. Said she “needed someone who looked… more assertive.” I knew what she meant. My dimorphism was always a a major flaw....


Now I mew 25 hours a day. I use a tongue spade. I take 50mg zinc, 10,000 IU vitamin D, and collagen daily thumbpulling and massai jumps. I dermaroll biweekly and tape my mouth shut at night. All in the hope that one day… just maybe… I’ll become the man Duke Denis already is.


its so over :fuk::feelswhy::blackpill::blackpill:


@flatcheck213 @Epochs @Volksstaffel
 
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arent u like a mogger i think u posted ur face before
 
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It started at 14% body fat. I thought I was him. Mid hunter eyes, canthal tilt just positive enough, and a jawline that hit different under bathroom lighting. My girlfriend used to say I looked like a “younger Cillian Murphy.” Life was good… until he entered the server.


Duke Denis...... The Ultimate PSL God


6’4”, eye area recessed just enough to scream "testosterone poisoning." Negative canthal tilt but somehow still mogs me to gandy orbital bones so deep-set they looked carved by Roman gods. His bizygomatic width 88%? His FWHR? 2.06. His lower third? Literally textbook; his gonial angle was ~115°, the golden angle of truth. And the worst part? He had post-mewing results.


One day, she replied “jfl” to his face rating post. Then a 😭 emoji. Then no replies to my selfies at all. She started saying things like “your browridge isn’t that bad” and “I think eye area is more about expression than structure.” Coping. I knew that it was already over...


She left me that night. Said she “needed someone who looked… more assertive.” I knew what she meant. My dimorphism was always a a major flaw....


Now I mew 25 hours a day. I use a tongue spade. I take 50mg zinc, 10,000 IU vitamin D, and collagen daily thumbpulling and massai jumps. I dermaroll biweekly and tape my mouth shut at night. All in the hope that one day… just maybe… I’ll become the man Duke Denis already is.


its so over :fuk::feelswhy::blackpill::blackpill:


@flatcheck213 @Epochs @Volksstaffel
Mirin schizopost, @Epochs you have competition
 
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Mirin schizopost, @Epochs you have competition
I felt very high iq making it :bigbrain: I might send it to my English teacher see what she thinks I improved my grammar a bit from the usual posts :bigbrain:
 
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It started at 14% body fat. I thought I was him. Mid hunter eyes, canthal tilt just positive enough, and a jawline that hit different under bathroom lighting. My girlfriend used to say I looked like a “younger Cillian Murphy.” Life was good… until he entered the server.


Duke Denis...... The Ultimate PSL God


6’4”, eye area recessed just enough to scream "testosterone poisoning." Negative canthal tilt but somehow still mogs me to gandy orbital bones so deep-set they looked carved by Roman gods. His bizygomatic width 88%? His FWHR? 2.06. His lower third? Literally textbook; his gonial angle was ~115°, the golden angle of truth. And the worst part? He had post-mewing results.


One day, she replied “jfl” to his face rating post. Then a 😭 emoji. Then no replies to my selfies at all. She started saying things like “your browridge isn’t that bad” and “I think eye area is more about expression than structure.” Coping. I knew that it was already over...


She left me that night. Said she “needed someone who looked… more assertive.” I knew what she meant. My dimorphism was always a a major flaw....


Now I mew 25 hours a day. I use a tongue spade. I take 50mg zinc, 10,000 IU vitamin D, and collagen daily thumbpulling and massai jumps. I dermaroll biweekly and tape my mouth shut at night. All in the hope that one day… just maybe… I’ll become the man Duke Denis already is.


its so over :fuk::feelswhy::blackpill::blackpill:


@flatcheck213 @Epochs @Volksstaffel

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It started at 14% body fat. I thought I was him. Mid hunter eyes, canthal tilt just positive enough, and a jawline that hit different under bathroom lighting. My girlfriend used to say I looked like a “younger Cillian Murphy.” Life was good… until he entered the server.


Duke Denis...... The Ultimate PSL God


6’4”, eye area recessed just enough to scream "testosterone poisoning." Negative canthal tilt but somehow still mogs me to gandy orbital bones so deep-set they looked carved by Roman gods. His bizygomatic width 88%? His FWHR? 2.06. His lower third? Literally textbook; his gonial angle was ~115°, the golden angle of truth. And the worst part? He had post-mewing results.


One day, she replied “jfl” to his face rating post. Then a 😭 emoji. Then no replies to my selfies at all. She started saying things like “your browridge isn’t that bad” and “I think eye area is more about expression than structure.” Coping. I knew that it was already over...


She left me that night. Said she “needed someone who looked… more assertive.” I knew what she meant. My dimorphism was always a a major flaw....


Now I mew 25 hours a day. I use a tongue spade. I take 50mg zinc, 10,000 IU vitamin D, and collagen daily thumbpulling and massai jumps. I dermaroll biweekly and tape my mouth shut at night. All in the hope that one day… just maybe… I’ll become the man Duke Denis already is.


its so over :fuk::feelswhy::blackpill::blackpill:


@flatcheck213 @Epochs @Volksstaffel
Flipping days man
 
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