dumb goofy ass nigga

[bottleofwater]

so some goody from my year came up to me at the gym and said “hey *my name*” in like an elongated influencer hoopify tyoe noise and i went like “shut the fuck up” and lowkey got pissed so i came up with a plan

I know this gofy never locks his locker, so anyone can take his bag

and wont you believe jt this goofys normiefag dumbass lwo iq subhumans locker was unlocked


so i lwokey slimed the shit out kf his bag, took everything.


I took 2 of his school excersize books, his ruler, his calculator (costed like 59 quid btw) took his tie, i took that niggas wired arphones and threw them in the teash, flushed his timetable and im pretty sure i took that niggas deodrant, his pen and lastly he had 20 quid in there, swiped that shit too


To this day he doesnt know who did it


Dumb goofy ass nigga thats what happens when you mess with me i steal your shit


Im being dead serious btw this happened like 4 months ago

 

[Mogsgymmaxx]

All ts because the nigga said his name in a zesty way

 

[aidenltn17]

All ts because the nigga said his name in a zesty way

in a hooperville way

 

[bottleofwater]

I remember taking his card and buying 5 quid robux btw not lying


i out it back like nothing happened

 

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