Dumbest shit my friend ever said

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I was just chilling as one does and I saw a TikTok captioned "When she says 'stop teasing' but you're already balls deep in her" and it really made me think: FUCK that's embarrassing! Like imagine, your dick is THAT SMALL that even when you're BALLS DEEP in a hoe she thinks you're teasing. And it really made me realise, that is definitely my biggest fear, like something I am so scared of (alongside birds). So, as I made that conclusion, I went ahead and let the GC know and I texted

My biggest fear is definitely a girl saying "Stop teasing" when I'm balls deep in her.

I kid you not, a second later a friend responded, saying:


Just fuck lil girls bru

To this day it's the dumbest shit I ever heard the dude say, he tried making it seem good by saying "Size-wise not age-wise" after the whole GC left him on read, but nothing could have saved him anymore. He is now known as "Herbert", inspired by "Herbert" from Family Guy, the pedophile who preys on Chris.


Anyways, thanks for reading.
 
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2026cels trying to fit in:
 
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I was just chilling as one does and I saw a TikTok captioned "When she says 'stop teasing' but you're already balls deep in her" and it really made me think: FUCK that's embarrassing! Like imagine, your dick is THAT SMALL that even when you're BALLS DEEP in a hoe she thinks you're teasing. And it really made me realise, that is definitely my biggest fear, like something I am so scared of (alongside birds). So, as I made that conclusion, I went ahead and let the GC know and I texted

My biggest fear is definitely a girl saying "Stop teasing" when I'm balls deep in her.

I kid you not, a second later a friend responded, saying:


Just fuck lil girls bru

To this day it's the dumbest shit I ever heard the dude say, he tried making it seem good by saying "Size-wise not age-wise" after the whole GC left him on read, but nothing could have saved him anymore. He is now known as "Herbert", inspired by "Herbert" from Family Guy, the pedophile who preys on Chris.


Anyways, thanks for reading.
Ok nga what the fuck
 
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I was just chilling as one does and I saw a TikTok captioned "When she says 'stop teasing' but you're already balls deep in her" and it really made me think: FUCK that's embarrassing! Like imagine, your dick is THAT SMALL that even when you're BALLS DEEP in a hoe she thinks you're teasing. And it really made me realise, that is definitely my biggest fear, like something I am so scared of (alongside birds). So, as I made that conclusion, I went ahead and let the GC know and I texted

My biggest fear is definitely a girl saying "Stop teasing" when I'm balls deep in her.

I kid you not, a second later a friend responded, saying:


Just fuck lil girls bru

To this day it's the dumbest shit I ever heard the dude say, he tried making it seem good by saying "Size-wise not age-wise" after the whole GC left him on read, but nothing could have saved him anymore. He is now known as "Herbert", inspired by "Herbert" from Family Guy, the pedophile who preys on Chris.


Anyways, thanks for reading.
Deadass wtf was he thinking
 

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I was just chilling as one does and I saw a TikTok captioned "When she says 'stop teasing' but you're already balls deep in her" and it really made me think: FUCK that's embarrassing! Like imagine, your dick is THAT SMALL that even when you're BALLS DEEP in a hoe she thinks you're teasing. And it really made me realise, that is definitely my biggest fear, like something I am so scared of (alongside birds). So, as I made that conclusion, I went ahead and let the GC know and I texted

My biggest fear is definitely a girl saying "Stop teasing" when I'm balls deep in her.

I kid you not, a second later a friend responded, saying:


Just fuck lil girls bru

To this day it's the dumbest shit I ever heard the dude say, he tried making it seem good by saying "Size-wise not age-wise" after the whole GC left him on read, but nothing could have saved him anymore. He is now known as "Herbert", inspired by "Herbert" from Family Guy, the pedophile who preys on Chris.


Anyways, thanks for reading.
I think the girl he was fucking was bonnie blue
 
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