Dutch CANNOT be a real language! 😭🙏

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Bro wtf is this?!

 

[ChadGPT]

Poepensharten

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Someone tag the dutchcels. I need an explanation

 

[The Homelander]

Poepensharten

what is jai hind in dutch

 

[Deleted member 85236]

German on drugs

 

[The Homelander]

Someone tag the dutchcels. I need an explanation

@moderation team

 

[ChadGPT]

what is jai hind in dutch

Jibberish

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

looks like toddler`s english

 

[Gargantuan]

 

[The Homelander]

looks like toddler`s english

now i want to hear someone speak dutch

 

[Deleted member 105544]

Bro wtf is this?!
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[alurmo]

@Gengar brootal how my home language(a dutch sister language) is mogging teh root language lol

 

[The Homelander]

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I SAID DO NOT REDEEM IT

@itzyaboyJJ @2025cel @JohnBaza @menas

 

[Deleted member 105544]

@Gengar brootal how my home language(a dutch sister language) is mogging teh root language lol

Belg?

 

[alurmo]

Bro wtf is this?!
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btw inb4 theres a grey line through ur name

 

[alurmo]

Belg?

nah
afrikaans (ZA)

 

[Deleted member 67738]

I SAID DO NOT REDEEM IT

@itzyaboyJJ @2025cel @JohnBaza @menas

That’s how I imagine @Mosh12 to sound like

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

btw inb4 theres a grey line through ur name

ze likken mijn penis

 

[Deleted member 105544]

nah
afrikaans (ZA)

I SAID DO NOT REDEEM IT

@itzyaboyJJ @2025cel @JohnBaza @menas

 

[Deleted member 100722]

Bro wtf is this?!
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HITLER DOOD WAT NU

 

[LegendaryKennen]

why is it such a rip-off german lmao, no wonder they speak 50% english in their sentences nowadays :JFL:

 

[alurmo]

HITLER DOOD WAT NU

That's was a Afrikaans newspaper not a dutch one lol

 

[Deleted member 100722]

That's was a Afrikaans newspaper not a dutch one lol

Is there a significant difference? Honestly curious

 

[alurmo]

Is there a significant difference? Honestly curious

from my experience
on text theres basically no difference

on speech there's deff a difference

afrikaans accent is way diff then dutch when spoken tbh

 

[JohnBaza]

nah
afrikaans (ZA)

Do you understand this:
Hou je kankerbek vieze vuile kanker homo

 

[alurmo]

Do you understand this:
Hou je kankerbek vieze vuile kanker homo

kys

 

[JohnBaza]

kys

Lik aan mijn balzak kankerhond. Ik ga mezelf niet doden!

 

[Deleted member 130748]

Bro wtf is this?!
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@Gengar @NumbThePain

 

[JohnBaza]

kys

btw I am joking with you bhai if you didnt know already. i dont wanna hurt your feelings
Ik hou van jou broeder

 

[alurmo]

Lik aan mijn balzak kankerhond. Ik ga mezelf niet doden!

bro thinks hes slick using google translate and shit

 

[alurmo]

btw I am joking with you bhai if you didnt know already. i dont wanna hurt your feelings
Ik hou van jou broeder

selfde bruv

 

[JohnBaza]

bro thinks hes slick using google translate and shit

I am from the netherlands my nigga dutch is my mother tongue

 

[JohnBaza]

selfde bruv

ADJFR forever

 

[alurmo]

I am from the netherlands my nigga dutch is my mother tongue

crazy tbh
i just understand dutch through text lol
in speech dutch sounds like sped up afrikaans with weird wording

 

[JohnBaza]

crazy tbh
i just understand dutch through text lol
in speech dutch sounds like sped up afrikaans with weird wording

Afrikaans sounds like the zesty version of dutch in my ears tbh

 

[Gengar]

Bro wtf is this?!
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The sentence in the second image sound so unnatural in Dutch. Bad example.

 

[Gengar]

what is jai hind in dutch

The Dutch translation of “Jai Hind” would be “Ik houd van dikke lullen in mijn bek.”

 

[halfbloodaryanmaxxe]

Hou je kanker smoel dicht