Easiest language to learn for a native English speaker

[Ruinedbyfaceshape]

I’m tryna learn a language that would lowkey look good on my cv
Requirements:

Lots of speakers across multiple continents
Sounds good and not like ear rape
Would be easy to grasp for an English speaker
Would benefit the cv for future jobs
Hot women (very important)

 

[Ruinedbyfaceshape]

Last point is very important if the women who speak the language aren’t gl I won’t even bother learning

 

[soapbubble]

french

 

[duhz]

spanish

 

[midfacedeficient]

pig latin

 

[Divineincel]

I’m tryna learn a language that would lowkey look good on my cv
Requirements:

Lots of speakers across multiple continents
Sounds good and not like ear rape
Would be easy to grasp for an English speaker
Would benefit the cv for future jobs
Hot women (very important)

Spanish or maybe Dutch

 

[tansel]

if you looked like this you could know 0 languages & still get hired