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here is a step by step tutorial on how to launder money from 13-16 yr olds on tiktok
step 1:be facially atheist hhtn or cl(even if you are a little below this you can fraud)
step 2:morph your "pre" transformation pics to make you look like a ltn(if you ascended even better)
step 3:make a tiktok account and post a few videos of you lipsyncing and show you physique(don't forget to add bp songs and hastags)
step 4:when you get a decent following post your frauded transformation
step 5:wait for normies to start asking you to reveal your secrets
step 6:make a video preaching about how you want to help other people with the looks bla bla bla
step 7:make a discord server and make your "method"(method should consist of cope things because you want to stop people from ascending to drain their money)
step 8:brag about random cope methods for free on tiktok so you seem legit
step 9:price point should be around 10-25$(depends on the severity of your ascension)
step 10:sell the cope method and launder money
step 11:avoid people calling you out and try to hold on the longest you can
step 12:when you eventually get exposed delete your account and everything you have
step 13:you did it congrats
 
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here is a step by step tutorial on how to launder money from 13-16 yr olds on tiktok
step 1:be facially atheist hhtn or cl(even if you are a little below this you can fraud)
step 2:morph your "pre" transformation pics to make you look like a ltn(if you ascended even better)
step 3:make a tiktok account and post a few videos of you lipsyncing and show you physique(don't forget to add bp songs and hastags)
step 4:when you get a decent following post your frauded transformation
step 5:wait for normies to start asking you to reveal your secrets
step 6:make a video preaching about how you want to help other people with the looks bla bla bla
step 7:make a discord server and make your "method"(method should consist of cope things because you want to stop people from ascending to drain their money)
step 8:brag about random cope methods for free on tiktok so you seem legit
step 9:price point should be around 10-25$(depends on the severity of your ascension)
step 10:sell the cope method and launder money
step 11:avoid people calling you out and try to hold on the longest you can
step 12:when you eventually get exposed delete your account and everything you have
step 13:you did it congrats
every1 whos been associated with bp or lookism does this
 
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It’s a hit or miss, I like it
 
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here is a step by step tutorial on how to launder money from 13-16 yr olds on tiktok
step 1:be facially atheist hhtn or cl(even if you are a little below this you can fraud)
step 2:morph your "pre" transformation pics to make you look like a ltn(if you ascended even better)
step 3:make a tiktok account and post a few videos of you lipsyncing and show you physique(don't forget to add bp songs and hastags)
step 4:when you get a decent following post your frauded transformation
step 5:wait for normies to start asking you to reveal your secrets
step 6:make a video preaching about how you want to help other people with the looks bla bla bla
step 7:make a discord server and make your "method"(method should consist of cope things because you want to stop people from ascending to drain their money)
step 8:brag about random cope methods for free on tiktok so you seem legit
step 9:price point should be around 10-25$(depends on the severity of your ascension)
step 10:sell the cope method and launder money
step 11:avoid people calling you out and try to hold on the longest you can
step 12:when you eventually get exposed delete your account and everything you have
step 13:you did it congrats
Be htn+:feelswah:
 
be hhtn or cl theory
 
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Launder money for the 10 sales you made? Also don’t forgot that you’re posting your face one wrong person and your done :lul:
 

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