Eat a lot of meat and drink milk, hurt your bones and do calisthenics

[bignosesmallchin]

You are supposed to do this, God is telling me this is what I need to do, and I need to grow a mustache. I have to jump a lot and run fast too, and eat heaps of meat. I have to swim in the river and ride wild bears and climb trees and swing and jump, you have to have a lot of testosterone and you can't touch your penis, masturbation is harmful to the mind soul and body. Never brush your teeth.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Last part nah

Middle part meh

First part yessir

 

[The Grinch]

Shower cold and eat raw onion, bro