Eat these 4h before a date

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

-coconut water (high in bioavailable electrolytes)
-full fat milk (high in K and Ca)
-Water melon (debloat god, reddish underhue if you are light skin, better erection + Lcitruline)
-cucumber (natural diuretic and radianting skin)



This should be more than enough

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

@Xangsane @pneumocystosis @BrahminBoss @andy9432 @Iasacrko @HarrierDuBois @Krakowski @MoggerGaston @Krakowski @shabby890 @Eli @Jungcuck @Gonthar @Nick.Harte

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Blocked

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Blocked

Please block me, I don’t wanna hear your autistic opinions

 

[lilxder2]

@Xangsane @pneumocystosis @BrahminBoss @andy9432 @Iasacrko @HarrierDuBois @Krakowski @MoggerGaston @Krakowski @shabby890 @Eli @Jungcuck @Gonthar @Nick.Harte

90% of those you tagged dont even go on dates

 

[FaceandBBC]

Why consume milk before a date? It will just bloat you.

 

[Reformed]

This should be more than enough

For what jfl

 

[panfacemogger]

-coconut water (high in bioavailable electrolytes)
-full fat milk (high in K and Ca)
-Water melon (debloat god)
-cucumber (natural diuretic and radianting skin)



This should be more than enough

Jfl at u thinking anyone on this board actually goes on dates and isn't fucking their anime pillow

 

[Gmogger]

-coconut water (high in bioavailable electrolytes)
-full fat milk (high in K and Ca)
-Water melon (debloat god)
-cucumber (natural diuretic and radianting skin)



This should be more than enough

20 almonds and Pineapple Juice if you are planning to share bed

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

-coconut water (high in bioavailable electrolytes)
-full fat milk (high in K and Ca)
-Water melon (debloat god)
-cucumber (natural diuretic and radianting skin)



This should be more than enough

Good advice, i used to eat raw bull testicles before a date, contains bioavailable testosterone and is a natural viagra, always making girls tap out in bed and then she will walk like a penguin with her sore vagina

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

just take a medical diuretic.

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

just take a medical diuretic.

There’s a caveat

-you will be dehydrated af, risking hypotension or orthostatic intolerance and there’s a rebound effect after the drugs leave the body.

-natural hydration with bioavailable electrolytes debloat you in the opposite as it make you hydrated so there wouldnt be rebound effects and no side effects

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

There’s a caveat

-you will be dehydrated af, risking hypotension or orthostatic intolerance and there’s a rebound effect after the drugs leave the body.

-natural hydration with bioavailable electrolytes debloat you in the opposite as it make you hydrated so there wouldnt be rebound effects and no side effects

you are right about both.

you can take the minimum dose to get the desired effects.

idk about rebound too, maybe your date will end by time the rebounding starts?

 

[blendmaxxer]

"Uhh drink coconut water uhh we are classy fuck tards" god I hate black people