Eggs are farts

[AbandonShip]

Egg=smelly fart

 

[Deleted member 4563]

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[AbandonShip]

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Sometimes the best threads get no replies

 

[Deleted member 3795]

Over

 

[AbandonShip]

Over

Just ate 7 farts

 

[Deleted member 3795]

Just ate 7 farts

I can only eat 3 max

 

[AbandonShip]

I can only eat 3 max

Incel trait

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Incel trait

Idk how you swallow farts

 

[AbandonShip]

Idk how you swallow farts

Just eat eggs. They are the same thing

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Just eat eggs. They are the same thing

3 max crew.Besides eggs are just a cope

 

[AbandonShip]

3 max crew.Besides eggs are just a cope

5 minimum crew

 

[Deleted member 4563]

5 minimum crew

Gonna have to tell my mom to make more or I will cook them on my own

 

[AbandonShip]

Gonna have to tell my mom to make more or I will cook them on my own

Just boil them.

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Just boil them.

Boiled aren't that tasty, I prefer omlettes

 

[AbandonShip]

Boiled aren't that tasty, I prefer omlettes

Yeah boiled taste like shit.

I add salt and pepper to them to bear the disgusting taste

 

[LookistWorld]

The worst farts smell like eggs

 

[AbandonShip]

The worst farts smell like eggs

Eggs are just edible farts

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Yeah boiled taste like shit.

I add salt and pepper to them to bear the disgusting taste

Must be an indian thing, I put unhealthy shit like mayonaise on mine to bear the taste

 

[LordGodcat]

Sometimes the best threads get no replies

I guess @Pietrosiek makes the best threads then

 

[AbandonShip]

I guess @Pietrosiek makes the best threads then

He does

 

[LordGodcat]

He does

That's true. I almost roped when he got banned

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Mods sticky this legendary thread

 

[Feanor]

everyone who makes scrambled eggs except me makes them like shit

 

[Deleted member 1476]

everyone who makes scrambled eggs except me makes them like shit

I could fix you some bomb ass eggs ngl

 

[weallburninhell]

IDK man but I love the smell of my fart

 

[AbandonShip]

IDK man but I love the smell of my fart

Everyone does

 

[Deleted member 5522]

I was blamed for a kid farting eggs once

 

[AbandonShip]

I was blamed for a kid farting eggs once

Huh?

 

[BrettyBoy]

Too put off to eat eggs ever again now.

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Thread is a cope XD

 

[AbandonShip]

Thread is a cope XD

You are cope

 

[DarknLost]

 

[Deleted member 4563]

You are cope

Not me bro I took a shower I don't smell anymore

 

[Deleted member 2205]

Major cope son
I would suicide if I couldn't enjoy my bacon, spinach omelette every morning

 

[AbandonShip]

Major cope son
I would suicide if I couldn't enjoy my bacon, spinach omelette every morning

Mirin your breakfast.

I have never had bacon. What does it taste like?

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Mirin your breakfast.

I have never had bacon. What does it taste like?

It's a cope, I eat it sometimes in secret, it depends on the bacon

 

[Deleted member 2205]

Mirin your breakfast.

I have never had bacon. What does it taste like?

You must experience it. Like salty but good.

 

[AbandonShip]

You must experience it. Like salty but good.

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