Eli5: Manlet friend was the superslayer

[Finalchad]

Back in university i had a 163cm friend who was slaying left and right. He picked up a girl every time we went clubbing and he wasnt really approaching either. His face also was average. Did the girls smell his wet dick?

 

[Danish_Retard]

tbh I want to know how this works. I have a 173cm friend that slays more than me and he is ginger. I don't get it.

 

[Finalchad]

I have a theory, but its esoteric

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Jfl 163 how

 

[Finalchad]

Jfl 163 how

Idk. One time he was just sitting next to a girl and 5min later they left to her home. No talk involved. Magic dick i guess

 

[Deleted member 3512]

You should stop take shrooms

 

[Deleted member 4209]

i simply don't understand how that is possible. 163 is so far beyond saving its not even funny.

 

[Finalchad]

Im serious. It was him

 

[Beetlejuice]

monster dick halo,foids feel that he has a big dick just getting close.

 

[Finalchad]

monster dick halo,foids feel that he has a big dick just getting close.

Mayhaps, we never discussed dicksize