currylightskin
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Elon was ruthlessly bullied as a kid, and instead of having the normal adolescence experience, he got really into computers and remained an introverted loner through his teen years.
Now that he is the richest man in the world he discovered that it doesn't actually fill the hole inside, so he's reverted to living out the experiences that most of us get out of our system by age 15.
At age 50 he now needs to show every one that he can make penis jokes and say edgy political things and get lots of social media likes while sporting an undercut.
He could literally do whatever the fuck he wants at any time. He could buy anyone. He could pay 1000 comedians and musicians to personally entertain him for the rest of his life inside the biggest mansion ever built. He could turn a small third world country into a developed nation. He could effect real positive change in the world, more than any other single human living.
But instead, he still needs to impress those childhood bullies, so he's decided he wants to become a cool middle schooler who pwns people on twitter.
Now that he is the richest man in the world he discovered that it doesn't actually fill the hole inside, so he's reverted to living out the experiences that most of us get out of our system by age 15.
At age 50 he now needs to show every one that he can make penis jokes and say edgy political things and get lots of social media likes while sporting an undercut.
He could literally do whatever the fuck he wants at any time. He could buy anyone. He could pay 1000 comedians and musicians to personally entertain him for the rest of his life inside the biggest mansion ever built. He could turn a small third world country into a developed nation. He could effect real positive change in the world, more than any other single human living.
But instead, he still needs to impress those childhood bullies, so he's decided he wants to become a cool middle schooler who pwns people on twitter.