EMERGENCY: ATE TWO POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI

[RedKeyboard]

>Be me
>Make ground beef spaghetti and cheese yesterday
>Used 3/4 a pack of spaghetti, a pound of ground beef, ton of cheese
>Eat everything except some meat
>Be me today
>Mommy makes same meal as above
>Another ton of spaghetti, pound of beef, cheese
>I eat a ton of it, like the whole thing

Now I'm scared bros I didn't use the restroom today and I go regular.
Is this it?!?!?!?!?!

@Gudru @Ritalincel @itsoverbuddyboyo


Fuaaark what's going to happen? Am I going to die?

EDIT: In case I pass away, this is my will:
Half my Funko Pop collection to @Ritalincel
The other half to be split between @itsoverbuddyboyo and @You
My 1931 S Mercury Dime (Worth over 2k) coin, to @jefferson, along with some of my silver dollars and some trinkets, and the rest of my metal collectibles collection
@Gudru, you can have the 50g gold bullion I have in the local woods, its in a home improvement store safe, code is 28 - 35 - 23.

 

[didntreadlol]

Sry bro you're gonna explode while ur sleeping
its over for u

 

[Deleted member 685]

You'll be fine

 

[jefferson]

You'll be fine

but his toilet might not be

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[RedKeyboard]

= bro

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

Can you put me in ur will bro

 

[DarknLost]

 

[RedKeyboard]

Can you put me in ur will bro

Of course bro. Its only gotten worse, my stomach is making tons of noise now, feeling the bloat.
Bouta have to use this as an opportunity to get some cute nurse at the emergency room to wipe my ass tbh tbh.
My will edits: @Yummyinmytummy - Gets my Maplestory 1 and 2 accounts, the second with $10 in game currency (only spendable in game).
Gets my PH Premium account, along with the TeamSkeet Exclusive Bonus Pack Limited Edition Pass (only 2 weeks left on it though bro). Also... um...
*looks around* - and my stamp collection. also you get the slave in the basement keep it on the low