EMERGENCY help toilet stuck

[nipplemuncher]

Im at this girls house with a few friends and Im lowkey hitting it off with her but i js went to the fuckin restroom to take a shit and the toilet is stuck. I took way too big of a dump and ts is not going and theres no fucking plunger.

What the fuck do i niggers Im literally in the restroom rn stalling. They js left for the pool so if I dont fig this shit out in 5 min its over. Pls help im prolly not bagging her either way but at least the banter wont die.

 

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[DeerCel]

Did you get it sorted out

 

[aztecas]

did the dildo you had shoved up your ass fall in the toilet?

 

[shaqspoosock]

pick it up then deepthroat the shit log and swallow it whole