EMO-VAMPIREMAXXING GUIDE
This is going to be a comprehensive guide (mostly simple logic to be fair) on how to achieve a vampire-like archetype if you’re looking to attract alternative girls or just fuck with the aesthetic.
Antioxidant rich foods (may reduce oxidative damage that can worsen uneven tone):
Vitamin C
Healthy fats/omega-3/ (less inflammation)
Protein + minerals (helps repair and reduce dullness)
SUPPLEMENTS/PROCEDURES (90% of the effects for pale skin come from here (aside from genetics obv)):
HAIR GROOMING AND STYLING
Coloring: black hair is the ideal all thought dark brown and brown also work.
Hair styling: long hair to shoulder length will be best, doesn’t matter the hair type but straight will always be the ideal. Show any pic of an emo or alternative guy with a hair style you like and pray your hairdresser or barber will do a good job. Ask for them layer your hair and to make it somewhat lighter at the crown (top of the head) to make it easier to texture and style and will grow out better. if they didn’t do a good job use a razor or box cutter to retouch the hair. Use eggs as shampoo (leave them in your hair and scalp for about 10 mins for the natural oils to be absorbed) and use room temp water for rinsing before and after.
Facial hair and body hair: preferably shaved or light stubble on the face and same with the body.
STYLE
Dark clothes are law in this case. leather jackets, black hoodies, black boot cut jeans with military/workware boots any dark alternative style will do really.
Then the rest is finding music genres you like that are alternative if you want to fit in more into the emo archetype
This is going to be a comprehensive guide (mostly simple logic to be fair) on how to achieve a vampire-like archetype if you’re looking to attract alternative girls or just fuck with the aesthetic.
- Some races, phenotypes or facial shapes (short or wide) aren’t ideal for the archetype (Latinos, Africans, etc.). This guide will be most applicable for white European males or some Turkic/levantine, or East Asian males.
- Lean is law in this case, maintaining a lean/athletic body with a skinny waist and good shoulder to hip ratio will be important in this case, 7-16% body fat will be the ideal range, if you still have some facial fat you can use a UC machine (use at the lowest setting just enough to burst the fat cells to avoid side effects (just look at a different fucking guide)) and if you’re above that lose some fat, maybe do some other steps on the guide and come back.
- Ideal height will be between 5’10 and all of the above
- Pale skin and high contrast coloring: pale skin can be achieved many ways, but the main supplements and dieting will help with the skin color, texture & inflammation so make sure to eat enough of the foods here and then take the other supplements:
Antioxidant rich foods (may reduce oxidative damage that can worsen uneven tone):
- Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries
- Pomegranate
- Grapes
- Green tea (if you like it)
Vitamin C
- Oranges, tangerines
- Guava
- Kiwi
- Strawberries
- Papaya
Healthy fats/omega-3/ (less inflammation)
- Salmon, sardines, mackerel (any good type of fish/seafood will do)
Protein + minerals (helps repair and reduce dullness)
- Eggs (just enough to cook the eggwhite is the best for nutrient bioavailability)
- Chicken/turkey
- Raw kefir/raw milk (or fortified alternatives like colostrum)
- Iron-rich foods: raw liver (if you eat it), raw meat
- Zinc: oysters, raw meat, etc
SUPPLEMENTS/PROCEDURES (90% of the effects for pale skin come from here (aside from genetics obv)):
- Melanostatin (also known as MIF-1 or Melanotropin) + hydroquinone 4% (inhibiting the synthesis and release of melanocyte-stimulating hormone) info from @pslgod15
- Kojic acid soap (wash your face with it, effects will lighten your skin in 10-12 weeks)
- Tretinoin (helps with removing damaged skin cells by augmenting cell turnover)
- sunscreen will help keeping the pale skin tone while staying at home on sunny days also will help.
HAIR GROOMING AND STYLING
Coloring: black hair is the ideal all thought dark brown and brown also work.
Hair styling: long hair to shoulder length will be best, doesn’t matter the hair type but straight will always be the ideal. Show any pic of an emo or alternative guy with a hair style you like and pray your hairdresser or barber will do a good job. Ask for them layer your hair and to make it somewhat lighter at the crown (top of the head) to make it easier to texture and style and will grow out better. if they didn’t do a good job use a razor or box cutter to retouch the hair. Use eggs as shampoo (leave them in your hair and scalp for about 10 mins for the natural oils to be absorbed) and use room temp water for rinsing before and after.
Facial hair and body hair: preferably shaved or light stubble on the face and same with the body.
STYLE
Dark clothes are law in this case. leather jackets, black hoodies, black boot cut jeans with military/workware boots any dark alternative style will do really.
Then the rest is finding music genres you like that are alternative if you want to fit in more into the emo archetype
