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Came in @ 10:30 was empty only boomers about 8 ppl max.

Now it’s 12 and the place is now packed 😂 nobody can get a seat anymore the normies have to all stand LOL

Niggas really waited until the final hour to come on the great St Gregory palamas day to Pack up the whole place :lul::lul::lul:
 
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I used to enjoy going to church but it got cringe when parents would bring their annoying ass kids and they would make noises and shit.

I remember going to one in where they had a big ass projector and they had Zoom in it and whoever it was "Priest" or "Preacher"

Would always lag in the call and you'd see the lady priest fixing the zoom call while everyone was praying.
 
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Why do Christian’s even need to go to church
 
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I used to enjoy going to church but it got cringe when parents would bring their annoying ass kids and they would make noises and shit.

I remember going to one in where they had a big ass projector and they had Zoom in it and whoever it was "Priest" or "Preacher"

Would always lag in the call and you'd see the lady priest fixing the zoom call while everyone was praying.
“Lady priest”


These two words shouldnt go together :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:

wtf kind of heretical protescuck church did you go to? What in the name of Martin LUTHER is going on here :lul:and why are they having zooms ?
 
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Why do Christian’s even need to go to church
Because it’s the body of Christ. It’s where he dwells it’s his communion ground. The body of Christ can refer to the Christian’s but it also refers to us joining each other connecting in communion/Eucharist and in worship.

Just as your body has your arm head leg etc the same applies here. If you’re a Christian and you don’t go to church it’s like having a finger that isn’t attached to the rest of the body.


That’s why you should go, also to confess before God in his house and to participate in the Eucharist for divine life which Jesus said regarding eating his flesh and blood which is eternal life.

You can only do this in church.
 
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Why angry
 
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Why are you angry at me
 
Why angry
Cos you made me cry

Cos you said we don’t need to go. We cannot truly have divine life if we don’t participate in the Eucharist and confess before our priest who the hands have been laid on to act as a steward for god to forgive our sins. These and this is all in the bible.

My mum doesn’t go church and I try explaining this shit to her it’s painful man
 
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And while in a church you thought it wise to open this website, a portal to hell.
 
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“Lady priest”


These two words should go together :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:

wtf kind of heretical protescuck church did you go to? What in the name of Martin LUTHER is going on here :lul:and why are they having zooms ?
My bad I forgot to add I don't exactly remember that much (I used to move a lot too) but this was probably during covid.

Also this might be "Water" to some people but it blew my mind when I realized that there are churches that are made for specific races

Damn look what I found


“Find Ethnic Churches Near You”
 
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Cos you made me cry

Cos you said we don’t need to go. We cannot truly have divine life if we don’t participate in the Eucharist and confess before our priest who the hands have been laid on to act as a steward for god to forgive our sins. These and this is all in the bible.

My mum doesn’t go church and I try explaining this shit to her it’s painful man
What denomination are you
 
My bad I forgot to add I don't exactly remember that much (I used to move a lot too) but this was probably during covid.

Also this might be "Water" to some people but it blew my mind when I realized that there are churches that are made for specific races

Damn look what I found


“Find Ethnic Churches Near You”
Yeah the church im in rn is greek


I have also visited Nigerian Anglican and Catholic and Pentecostal churches


The reality is these aren’t made for “certain races” these churches exist because the liturgy and culture is more in line with the aforementioned culture. Other races are allowed to go. When I’d go to the Nigerian church there’d always be a few whites there and they were treated normally like everybody else no issue whatsoever. But the service was the typical Nigerian style. Rn the Greek church I’m in is mainly full of Greeks and the service is in Greek Liturgical language and that’s fine and as you know I’m not Greek

So the Hispanic one is just a Roman Catholic Church that does their services in Spanish and tailors to the Hispanic style of worship. It’s open to all races obviously but it’s the style
 
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