England vs Norway - Predictions?

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Here are my probabilities:

1. England win: 48-53%
2. Draw: 25-30%
3. Norway win: 22-27%

If I had to advance that:

- England: 60-65%
- Norway: 35-40%

The scorelines will either be (ranking from what's most likely to least likely to happen)

1. England 2-1 Norway
2. England 3-2 Norway
3. 1-1 (England advancing after extra time or penalties)
4. Norway 2-1 England
5. England 2-0 Norway

I could be wrong. But, so far, I haven't fucked up any of my predictions.

Thoughts?
 
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Here are my probabilities:

1. England win: 48-53%
2. Draw: 25-30%
3. Norway win: 22-27%

If I had to advance that:

- England: 60-65%
- Norway: 35-40%

The scorelines will either be (ranking from what's most likely to least likely to happen)

1. England 2-1 Norway
2. England 3-2 Norway
3. 1-1 (England advancing after extra time or penalties)
4. Norway 2-1 England
5. England 2-0 Norway

I could be wrong. But, so far, I haven't fucked up any of my predictions.

Thoughts?
norway vs norway? obviously norway is going to win.Seriously i think England are a better more versatile team i think they are winning 2-0
 
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i hope that blonde giant rapes england
 
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Here are my probabilities:

1. England win: 48-53%
2. Draw: 25-30%
3. Norway win: 22-27%

If I had to advance that:

- England: 60-65%
- Norway: 35-40%

The scorelines will either be (ranking from what's most likely to least likely to happen)

1. England 2-1 Norway
2. England 3-2 Norway
3. 1-1 (England advancing after extra time or penalties)
4. Norway 2-1 England
5. England 2-0 Norway

I could be wrong. But, so far, I haven't fucked up any of my predictions.

Thoughts?
Norway is going to win with Haaland scoring two goals
 
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Norway is going to win with Haaland scoring two goals
Bold claim there, sir. We're talking about England here. Harry Kane, Bellingham, Saka, Gordon, set pieces, and midfield runners. Are you sure?
 
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Norway
 
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Bold claim there, sir. We're talking about England here. Harry Kane, Bellingham, Saka, Gordon, set pieces, and midfield runners. Are you sure?
The same team that almost got beat by manlets? England is fucking ass it should really be Norway v Mexico
 
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@AgentAngularity thoughts?
 
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The same team that almost got beat by manlets? England is fucking ass it should really be Norway v Mexico
Norway lost 4-1 to France, showing they entirely depend on Haaland when times are tough.
 
Norway lost 4-1 to France, showing they entirely depend on Haaland when times are tough.
Well yeah, it France.

My point still stands. They almost got eliminated by Mexico :ROFLMAO: if it wasn't for those b2b goals England would be at home. All those players and they're still shit.
 
Well yeah, it France.

My point still stands. They almost got eliminated by Mexico :ROFLMAO: if it wasn't for those b2b goals England would be at home. All those players and they're still shit.
One team puts up an actual team yet still wins (3-2), yet the other solely that relies on a single person loses drastically when they're substituted (4-1). Now, tell me, which one is worse, again?

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norway needs to win
a white team needs to win

worst case scenario for this WC is if france wins
 
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1966 again

Bring it home
 
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Here are my probabilities:

1. England win: 48-53%
2. Draw: 25-30%
3. Norway win: 22-27%

If I had to advance that:

- England: 60-65%
- Norway: 35-40%

The scorelines will either be (ranking from what's most likely to least likely to happen)

1. England 2-1 Norway
2. England 3-2 Norway
3. 1-1 (England advancing after extra time or penalties)
4. Norway 2-1 England
5. England 2-0 Norway

I could be wrong. But, so far, I haven't fucked up any of my predictions.

Thoughts?
3-1 england wins If i predict this right i better get lifetime vip
 
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3-1 england wins If i predict this right i better get lifetime vip
I was honestly being generous with England 2-1 Norway
 
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England will win this the Anglo-Saxon Viking wars all over again
 

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