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if you say "can this be eaten" a few times then it sounds like German

can this be eaten
can dis be eaten
Kan dis be eeten

I wonder if this is how ethnics feel hearing English

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if you say "can this be eaten" a few times then it sounds like German

can this be eaten
can dis be eaten
Kan dis be eeten

I wonder if this is how ethnics feel hearing English

@Bryce @BigBallsLarry @Ghoulish @Copercel
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Not entirely untrue but German grammar is way more complex and changes from dialect to dialect. Even in HochDeutsch people pronounce words differently. Tbh german language is a mess.
 
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Not entirely untrue but German grammar is way more complex and changes from dialect to dialect. Even in HochDeutsch people pronounce words differently. Tbh german language is a mess.
isn't English a germainic language too

Basically the same thing
 
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if you say "can this be eaten" a few times then it sounds like German

can this be eaten
can dis be eaten
Kan dis be eeten

I wonder if this is how ethnics feel hearing English

@Bryce @BigBallsLarry @Ghoulish @Copercel
also if you say "beer can" enough times it sounds like saying bacon in a Jamaican accent
 
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isnt eat

essen

did my german teacher lie
 
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Es ist over fรผr mich
 
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isn't English a germainic language too

Basically the same thing
Yes but English is a bastard language. Most of the words in the English dictionary are foreign words that were anglicised. Modern English has relatively loose grammar rules. Apart from a few strict rules regarding clauses and tenses, English doesn't have too many rules. English is very flexible and free flowing. Due to this English is sometimes spoken alongside a mix of native languages. Like many german teens speak denglisch which is a mix of german and English. Same for Hinglish. Hindi+ English. @Chadeep @imontheloose
 
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Yes but English is a bastard language. Most of the words in the English dictionary are foreign words that were anglicised. Modern English has relatively loose grammar rules. Apart from a few strict rules regarding clauses and tenses, English doesn't have too many rules. English is very flexible and free flowing. Due to this English is sometimes spoken alongside a mix of native languages. Like many german teens speak denglisch which is a mix of german and English. Same for Hinglish. Hindi+ English. @Chadeep @imontheloose
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its essen not eeten
 
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german is way more complicated than english
 
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isnt english like latin too

when i was learning latin there were a lot of cognates
60% of English vocabulary is from Latin or Romance languages. Like I said English is a hybrid language. There are lots of words from Hindi and greek in English too.
 
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if you say "can this be eaten" a few times then it sounds like German

can this be eaten
can dis be eaten
Kan dis be eeten

I wonder if this is how ethnics feel hearing English

@Bryce @BigBallsLarry @Ghoulish @Copercel
German is a subhuman language tbh
โ€œI work as a Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitรคn :Dโ€

I went to Germany and I felt like I was having a stroke every time Iโ€™d see a board with German on it.
 
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its essen not eeten
I wasn't translating it to german I was typing english in a way that made it sound german, if Kan Dis be is actually german that'd be funny
 
German is a subhuman language tbh
โ€œI work as a Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitรคn :Dโ€

I went to Germany and I felt like I was having a stroke every time Iโ€™d see a board with German on it.
wait till you go to the netherlands....
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Yes but English is a bastard language. Most of the words in the English dictionary are foreign words that were anglicised. Modern English has relatively loose grammar rules. Apart from a few strict rules regarding clauses and tenses, English doesn't have too many rules. English is very flexible and free flowing. Due to this English is sometimes spoken alongside a mix of native languages. Like many german teens speak denglisch which is a mix of german and English. Same for Hinglish. Hindi+ English. @Chadeep @imontheloose
Basically all of Britain is a bastard country. Britain is a label given by the Roman invaders, England and English is a label given by the Anglo saxons invaders, London was created and named by the Romans, and many areas are named by the Germanic conquerors and many places were named by Vikings too, especially ones that end in -thorpe.
 
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German is a subhuman language tbh
โ€œI work as a Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitรคn :Dโ€

I went to Germany and I felt like I was having a stroke every time Iโ€™d see a board with German on it.
Those are compound words. German allows you to stack nouns together to form one big word Donau = Danube Dampf = steam Schiff = ship, Fahrt = journey Gesellschaft = company, Kapitรคn = captain. So it means Danube steamship company captain all conveyed in one word.
 
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Those are compound words. German allows you to stack nouns together to form one big word Donau = Danube Dampf = steam Schiff = ship, Fahrt = journey Gesellschaft = company, Kapitรคn = captain. So it means Danube steamship company captain all conveyed in one word.
Yeah ik but very ugly looking tbh, belongs on this forum.
 
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Yeah ik but very ugly looking tbh, belongs on this forum.
In terms of sound. I think Italian sounds very nice. All sentences rhyme together. French is also pleasant
 
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In terms of sound. I think Italian sounds very nice. All sentences rhyme together. French is also pleasant
Arabic is also nice tbh, but Iโ€™ve always found Spanish really weird sounding but maybe thatโ€™s because of all the ugly spics that speak it o weirdly outside of Spain. In Spain it sounded alright.
 
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