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So last night I was watching top gun maverick at a theatre with my dad.
I’m siting a seat apart from this ugly Asian woman and her husband and about 30 minutes into the movie she takes out some weird fanning device and starts obnoxiously waving it around like something was wrong with her.
I legit tolerated for about an hour and tried to ignore it with the loud sound effects from the movie.
Finally we get to a quieter romantic scene where Tom cruise and Stacy Jennifer have just fucked in bed.
I swear the sound of her hand fan was like nails on a chalkboard and the aggressiveness of which she was fanning herself was cage fuel, my dad and I were chuckling it was so bizarre and distracting
Finally I’d had enough of my evening being ruined by this Chinese npc, so I leaned over and asked her to stop fanning so fucking loud.
Then she looked at me totally oblivious and said “who me”
I said “yes, it’s very distracting can you stop”. she completely ignored my request and turned back around about to keep fanning and I whispered “it’s fucking annoying”
It was like I’d triggered the instincts of a retarded animal, she immediately yapped in that disgusting high pitched screechy Asian lady accent “what the hell did you say… you fucking move seats if you don’t like”
I actually froze out how off guard I was caught
She continued to shout “I’m a fucking pregnant woman and it’s way to hot in here for me
(it was about room temperature not hot at all, just a delusional schizo pregnant cunt)
“you fucking asshole move seats!!!!!”
Keep in mind this scene was very quiet and was audible to everyone in the theatre.
I was so enraged and shocked at her behavior that I wanted to stand up, mock her nauseating Asian voice, rip the fan out of her hand and kick her disgusting bump in and laugh at her subhumanity. Christ if I could I would’ve legit killed her
But clearly I couldn’t do anything and I just wanted to deescate the situation so I didn’t say anything and just tried to pretend that didn’t just happen
But it gets worse
I wasn’t gonna give her what she wants and move out of our perfect middle seats obviously
So this fucking pig not only keeps fanning herself like before, but now intentionally does it as loud and obnoxious as possible to try to make some fucking point,
Her movements were so autistic too like some disabled person with Parkinson’s, it was so annoying that it was comical, i couldn’t help but burst out laughing
So for the rest of the movie she was fanning her retarded belly clearly trying to piss us off and make us leave our seats, but I just coping by thinking about how subhuman she was, how over it will be for her baby and how hard I lifemog her
In the end I was the bigger man and just tuned out her bullshit and actually was still able to enjoy the movie, I just covered my left eye so I wasn’t distracted by the fanning movements and the rest of it was so loud I couldn’t really hear the sound
Put every now and again it look over and she’s be literally having a stroke fanning herself thinking she was doing something it was so autistic
I cant even believe people like this are real, I had to double take to make sure I wasn’t in a simulation JFL
But anyways movie was fucking great legit better than the original, also has anyone else had an experience where you just encounter someone that’s so bizarre you can’t even believe it
I’m siting a seat apart from this ugly Asian woman and her husband and about 30 minutes into the movie she takes out some weird fanning device and starts obnoxiously waving it around like something was wrong with her.
I legit tolerated for about an hour and tried to ignore it with the loud sound effects from the movie.
Finally we get to a quieter romantic scene where Tom cruise and Stacy Jennifer have just fucked in bed.
I swear the sound of her hand fan was like nails on a chalkboard and the aggressiveness of which she was fanning herself was cage fuel, my dad and I were chuckling it was so bizarre and distracting
Finally I’d had enough of my evening being ruined by this Chinese npc, so I leaned over and asked her to stop fanning so fucking loud.
Then she looked at me totally oblivious and said “who me”

I said “yes, it’s very distracting can you stop”. she completely ignored my request and turned back around about to keep fanning and I whispered “it’s fucking annoying”
It was like I’d triggered the instincts of a retarded animal, she immediately yapped in that disgusting high pitched screechy Asian lady accent “what the hell did you say… you fucking move seats if you don’t like”
I actually froze out how off guard I was caught
She continued to shout “I’m a fucking pregnant woman and it’s way to hot in here for me
(it was about room temperature not hot at all, just a delusional schizo pregnant cunt)
“you fucking asshole move seats!!!!!”
Keep in mind this scene was very quiet and was audible to everyone in the theatre.
I was so enraged and shocked at her behavior that I wanted to stand up, mock her nauseating Asian voice, rip the fan out of her hand and kick her disgusting bump in and laugh at her subhumanity. Christ if I could I would’ve legit killed her
But clearly I couldn’t do anything and I just wanted to deescate the situation so I didn’t say anything and just tried to pretend that didn’t just happen
But it gets worse
I wasn’t gonna give her what she wants and move out of our perfect middle seats obviously
So this fucking pig not only keeps fanning herself like before, but now intentionally does it as loud and obnoxious as possible to try to make some fucking point,
Her movements were so autistic too like some disabled person with Parkinson’s, it was so annoying that it was comical, i couldn’t help but burst out laughing
So for the rest of the movie she was fanning her retarded belly clearly trying to piss us off and make us leave our seats, but I just coping by thinking about how subhuman she was, how over it will be for her baby and how hard I lifemog her
In the end I was the bigger man and just tuned out her bullshit and actually was still able to enjoy the movie, I just covered my left eye so I wasn’t distracted by the fanning movements and the rest of it was so loud I couldn’t really hear the sound
Put every now and again it look over and she’s be literally having a stroke fanning herself thinking she was doing something it was so autistic
I cant even believe people like this are real, I had to double take to make sure I wasn’t in a simulation JFL
But anyways movie was fucking great legit better than the original, also has anyone else had an experience where you just encounter someone that’s so bizarre you can’t even believe it